Fill in the blanks...

Ok a post by Siggy in another section got me started on this stuff. I'm *never* up this late, so that's my excuse.

Please fill in the blanks. I am sooooooo looking forward to the answers. Already giggling.


1) Sometimes you feel like a ____, sometimes you don't.

2) Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, ________.

3) We bring good things to _______!

4) Give your breath long lasting freshness with _______!

5) Have you driven a _______lately?

6) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh, what a ________.

7) We love to see you _________.

My bologna has a first name, It's ________.

9) _______ the San Francisco treat.

10) Did somebody say__________?

11) Give me a break, give me a break, _______!

12) I'd like to teach the world to __________!

13) When you say _______ you said it all.

14) Nobody doesn't like _____________.

15) and like a good neighbor, ___________ is there.

16) The best part of waking up, is ______in your cup.

1) Sometimes you feel like eating, sometimes you don't.

2) Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, a heart attack on a bun.

3) We bring good things to morons!

4) Give your breath long lasting freshness with toast!

5) Have you driven a wheelbarrow lately?

6) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, AHHH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ITS GONNA BLOW!

7) We love to see you naked.

My bologna has a first name, It's floppy.

9) Togas, the San Francisco treat.

10) Did somebody say toast?

11) Give me a break, give me a break, GIMME A BREAK ALREADY!

12) I'd like to teach the world to hug!

13) When you say toast you said it all.

14) Nobody doesn't like books.

15) and like a good neighbor, noone is there.

16) The best part of waking up, is starbucks in your cup.

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lmao Chris. Ok. I'll give it a go.

1) Sometimes you feel like smearing chocolate frosting all over your body and walking around the mall, sometimes you don't.

2) Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, no matter what they put on it, it still tastes like cardboard.

3) We bring good things to the disenfranchised, whether they want them or not!

4) Give your breath long lasting freshness with a dose of Liquid Plumber!

5) Have you driven a jackhammer into your skull lately?

6) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, okay I'm done with the bathroom. Your turn.

7) We love to see you. *snicker* NOT!!

My bologna has a first name, It's pee pee.

9) Gerbils, the San Francisco treat.

10) Did somebody say didlo?

11) Give me a break, give me a break, give me break, give me a break, give me a break, give me a break, yes I'm going to keep saying it over and over, give me a break, give me a break, give me a break,

12) I'd like to teach the world to that 'irregardless' is not a word!

13) When you say didlo you said it all.

14) Nobody doesn't like chubby lil cherubs.

15) and like a good neighbor, Grimmy is there.

16) The best part of waking up, is pissing in your cup.

1) Sometimes you feel like a used condom, sometimes you don't.

2) Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, and all the money in the register, NOW!

3) We bring good things to ..., on second thought no we don't!

4) Give your breath long lasting freshness with formaldehyde!

5) Have you driven a parent insane lately?

6) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh, what a load THAT was...fart.

7) We love to see you suffer.

My bologna has a first name, It's rancid.

9) Richard Gere and his Gerbils (get it right) the San Francisco treat.

10) Did somebody say piss off?

11) Give me a break, give me a break, OW! MY ARM!

12) I'd like to teach the world to submit to me!

13) When you say 'it all' you said it all.

14) Nobody doesn't like making love to a wombat.

15) and like a good neighbor, the IRS is there.

16) The best part of waking up, is the hair of the dog in your cup.

1) Sometimes you feel like a person with no sense of touch , sometimes you don't.

2) Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, screw this, who wants pizza?

3) We bring good things to Madagascar!

4) Give your breath long lasting freshness with ham!

5) Have you driven a man to drink lately?

6) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh, what a disgusting sound.

7) We love to see you consumed in a nuclear holocaust.

My bologna has a first name, It's Mortimer.

9) Zooroni the San Francisco treat.

10) Did somebody say Sasquatch?

11) Give me a break, give me a break, ouch. Can you take it back please? Please!

12) I'd like to teach the world to turn off their damn cell phones in movies!

13) When you say every word in every language ever you said it all.

14) Nobody doesn't like not refusing to fail to avoid disliking Nazis.

15) and like a good neighbor, a fat Buffy-obsessed stalker is there.

16) The best part of waking up, is your boss' still-beating heart in your cup.

The answers:

1) badger

2) badger

3) badger

4) badger

5) badger

6) badger

7) badger

badger

9) badger

10) badger

11) badger

12) badger

13) badger

14) badger

15) badger

16) mushroom

edit: I am up WAY too early!

1) Sometimes you feel like a meat popsicle, sometimes you don't.

2) Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, dried rat.

3) We bring good things to dumpsters!

4) Give your breath long lasting freshness with FecalMatter[tm]!

5) Have you driven a nail through your head lately?

6) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh, what a savings.

7) We love to see you nekkid.

My bologna has a first name, It's George.

9) Huh? the San Francisco treat.

10) Did somebody say pecker?

11) Give me a break, give me a break, give me a break!

12) I'd like to teach the world to swim!

13) When you say OMFG you said it all.

14) Nobody doesn't like not being unable to undo their unmistakable illiteracy.

15) and like a good neighbor, hurford is there.

16) The best part of waking up, is a cockroach in your cup.

Cris,

I'm really sorry to hear your "bologna" is named "floppy". Guess that happens when you get near seventy, hun?

Bhodi, who is running for cover, but c'mon, you can't leave lines like that lying around out there and not expect someone to jump on em!

Bhodi, are you confusing Christopher Omega with Christopher Nomad? They say you get senile when you get older too? Getting an early start?

Oops, I read that too fast and I did confuse the two! It's the percacet. Feel better, think worse.

I"M SORRY! I TAKE IT ALL BACK! IT"S NOT AT ALL FUNNY!

Bad, bad Bhodi and her good post-accident drugs

I hope you feel better soon. And pass some of those pills over.

Touch my f*cking pain pills and your bologna will be called a lot worse than floppy, baby boy!

Oh dear, do you think I'm developing a problem? <grin>

You had an accident bhodi?

Well her pantyhose was wrinkled, so she tried to take it off. Only to find she wasn't wearing any.

LOL! Actually, I left part of my ass on the asphalt after a small motorcycle mishap. Unfortunately, it took skin and not fat - free lypo would have been much better. But thanks to the wonderful world of pain killers, it ain't so bad. <grin>

Thanks for asking, Eggy!

I typed random letters into a Word document and used the first suggestion that spell checker came up with-

1) Sometimes you feel like a drawer, sometimes you don't.

2) Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, knees.

3) We bring good things to sift!

4) Give your breath long lasting freshness with Keys!

5) Have you driven a Sandhog lately?

6) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh, what a Diver.

7) We love to see you Mice.

My bologna has a first name, It's Ash.

9) Serfdom the San Francisco treat.

10) Did somebody say Mighty?

11) Give me a break, give me a break, Wimps!

12) I'd like to teach the world to disband!

13) When you say Thrice you said it all.

14) Nobody doesn't like Inside.

15) and like a good neighbor, Fear is there.

16) The best part of waking up, is sorties in your cup.

Just stick a name in each one, I put in CANDIEs' name..lol..too funny..

Soren