I can see it now...
(Deep in Suburbia, a college aged boy is playing his 7th straight hour of Everquest that day. Suddenly, Dad kicks in door to Son's room.)
Dad: "What the hell is this?"
Son: "What?"
Dad: "This!"
(Dad tosses letter at son>
Son: "Its my courses for.."
Dad: "Is that an Evercrack course?"
Son: "Yeah, its..."
Dad: "Evercrack? We're paying a school to let you play that (expletive)? Boy, when I was your age, I was up in my room playing that disgusting electric twanger (points at old electric guitar) and listening to Twisted Sister!
(Son backs away)
Dad: My old man got in my face, and he made me get a real life. We went out, got drunk on skullcracker and picked up fat chicks from the all-night laundry! I'm a much better man for it!"
(Son looks shocked)
Dad: We saved and scrimped for your education! I coulda had a Firebird a couple of years ago, but your mother wanted the Kia!
(Son still looks shocked)
We actually recycled condoms! Its your fault you have a little sister!
(Cut to little sister tossing Dad's bowling trophies into wood chipper)
Dad: No son of mine is gonna blow my cash twice over on some nerdy game! Boy, have you ever seen nekkid boobs before? (son nervously shakes head no) I thought so!"
(Dad calms down a bit)
Dad: Son, you need a real life. You can't substitute life with a game.
(Dad logs off computer)
Dad: "Son, we are going out tonight. Going to a game..."
(Cut to news footage of "Shirtless Father and Son" interrupting Major League baseball)
