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Alan Palmerstone
Payment Info Used
Join date: 4 Jun 2004
Posts: 659
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09-07-2005 17:27
Hasbro fills its Mr. Potato Head toys with heroin.
BMW is building a car that hates chocolate ice cream. Whole Foods sells sad watermellons. Read more Libelous Claims about Large Corporations. _____________________
Visit Parrot Island - relax on the beach, snuggle at the waterfall, ride the jetskis, make a movie and buy a pool!
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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09-07-2005 17:36
Wow! That's a really pathetic website man...
I'll have to make one of those claims of my own!  _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Arcadia Codesmith
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Join date: 8 Dec 2004
Posts: 766
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09-08-2005 06:46
Wow! That's a really pathetic website man... I'll have to make one of those claims of my own! I didn't see any way to contribute there, but we can always put them here. FOX News contains virtually NO news about foxes. _____________________
"I like you better when you start pretending to be the person you want to be" - David Thomas
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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09-08-2005 06:48
I've tasted Gatorade and I believe this...
 Gatorade Gatorade is urine. _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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09-08-2005 15:30
I didn't see any way to contribute there, but we can always put them here. FOX News contains virtually NO news about foxes. AWWW damnit, I thought it was some kind of automated site that lets you submit stuff!!! Well screw them.... cuz I already thought one up: Pepsi commercials make baby Jesus cry. _____________________
BTW
WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Arcadia Codesmith
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Join date: 8 Dec 2004
Posts: 766
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09-09-2005 10:35
Jerry, of Ben and Jerry's fame, beat his first partner to death with a wooden mallet.
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"I like you better when you start pretending to be the person you want to be" - David Thomas
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Fox Stirling
Certified Lunatic
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 120
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09-09-2005 11:59
I didn't see any way to contribute there, but we can always put them here. FOX News contains virtually NO news about foxes. and that makes me sad  _____________________
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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09-09-2005 19:14
Haha...Fox...
 Stop being silly rabbits... everyone knows that Trix wasn't originally intended just for kids! _____________________
BTW
WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |