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Amy Weebler

Ushuaia Tokugawa
Nobody of Consequence
Join date: 22 Mar 2005
Posts: 268
06-10-2005 11:08
I have a friend who went out on a date with Amy Weebler and woke up the next morning in an ice-filled bathtub missing a kidney.

I swear it's the truth.
Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
06-10-2005 11:21
I know that guy! :eek:
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
06-10-2005 11:29
I heard the F.B.I. wanted to talk to Amy in regards to, as they put it, "Her possible involvement and presence on an infamous 'grassy knoll'.."
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Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
06-10-2005 11:34
From: Ushuaia Tokugawa
I have a friend who went out on a date with Amy Weebler and woke up the next morning in an ice-filled bathtub missing a kidney.

I swear it's the truth.


Dear Mr. Or Mrs. Ushuaia,

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Amy Weeber. I would like to take this opportunity to dispel the aforementioned anecdote as false, and libelous.

Your's Truly,
Amy Weeber


P.S. On an unrelated topic, I am opening a new business and would greatly value your patronage.
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
06-10-2005 12:03
Product endorsement:

"Hi, Xtopherxaos here.
A few years ago, my habitual drinking of antifreeze
almost led to a horrible and painful death.

But that has all changed now, thanks to
Amy Weebler's Discount Kidneys©.

Now, my pee is a fine goldenrod instead of a deep scarlet.

Thanks Amy Weebler!
(and to a lesser extent, the guy in the bathtub)"
Arcadia Codesmith
Not a guest
Join date: 8 Dec 2004
Posts: 766
06-10-2005 12:06
Still working on that jingle:

Oh, does anybody know where those Weebler kidneys come from?
They're yanked from little elves in a hollow tree!"

Naaaaah....
Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
06-10-2005 13:24
Well since there is a kidney running amock in SL....
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Trinity Serpentine
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Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
Possible Jingle
06-10-2005 20:40
(cue music) "Oh Amy Weebler, that's her name
and selling kidneys is her game
she sells kidneys nice and clean
at least she's not selling spleens" :D
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