exam!
1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5
points)
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5
extra points if your house was the candy lady)
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3
points for each)
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked
home from school. (2 points)
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble
bath. (5 points)
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time
because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points)
8. If you have ever played any of the following games:
hi! de and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green
light. (2 points each)
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he
rang a bell)
10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers". (5
points)
11. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you
got away)
12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a
container on your stove. (5 points + 15 if you still do it)
13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a
piece of tape. (5 points)
14. If you have ever worn any of the following
fragrances (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge.
15. You've ever used Tussy. (5 points)
16. You've never been to the dentist. (15! points)
17. If you have a friend or family member whose
nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee- lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, etc.(10 points)
18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3
points)
19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)
20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in
the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt,
ruint, etc.)
(5 points)
21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of
people( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em)(5 points)
22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks
after your flat. (5 points)
23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize
it by sucking it. (10 points)
24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up
your hair.
(10 points)
25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)
26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of
your nails. (5 points)
27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points)
28. You don't have your own place but your child had a
leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (15 points)
29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call
here?" (10 points)
30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)
31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your
points. (25 points)
-------------------------------------------------------
Now the totals...
0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs
51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat
76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects,
huh?
150 points or more - Still there, huh?
Didnt mean to offend anyone
