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ZsuZsanna Raven
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Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
06-15-2005 07:48
My co-worker just sent me this, thought I would share...



As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within.

Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

The daughter replied,"Mom, I'm 35 yrs old, unmarried, & this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away & leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm 35 yrs old, unmarried, & this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away & leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife & daughter came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, & heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered the room & observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like
crazy.

The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"




The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
06-15-2005 22:36
haha!

From: someone
After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security benefits, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized that I had left my wallet at home. I explained that I was sorry and that I would have to make another trip back, but that I'd be back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver hair. She looked and said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office. My wife said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too."
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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!