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Gwydeon Nomad
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Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 480
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05-13-2003 12:32
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Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
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05-13-2003 13:15
dont bother unless you want to surf random forums
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JinDokGhe Powers
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Join date: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 46
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05-13-2003 13:38
hm.. maybe the typo is the joke? and the person who posted the link is blonde?
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James Miller
Village Idiot
Join date: 9 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,500
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05-13-2003 13:52
I knew before I clicked it what it was going to be, but, I went to the very end. As far as I could get, at least, before I hit a forum login screen. That is the problem with posting it on a login-protected forum, such as this one. Well, actually, this page isnt login protected, but, the other forums are.
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Gwydeon Nomad
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Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 480
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05-13-2003 14:19
Its not supposed to be a random forum surf its just supposed to be like the "To find out how to keep a blond busy for hours, see other side of card =>" Card.
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Rivn Epoch
Senior Member
Join date: 17 Dec 2002
Posts: 207
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05-13-2003 15:51
a WAY better blonde joke.................................
Subject: Obviously, not blonde
>
> Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
>
> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
>
> Woman: Oh, I see.
>
> Officer: Can I see your license please?
>
> Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
>
> Officer: Don't have one?
>
> Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
>
> Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
>
> Woman: I can't do that.
>
> Officer: Why not?
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> Woman: I stole this car.
>
> Officer: Stole it?
>
> Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner
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> Officer: You what?
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> Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
> see.
>
> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
> calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
> senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
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> Officer2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
> steps out of her vehicle.
>
> Woman: Is there a problem sir?
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> Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
> murdered the owner.
>
> Woman: Murdered the owner?
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> Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
>
> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
>
> Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am?
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> Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
> The officer is quite stunned.
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> Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
> license.
>
> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
> it to the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse and
> examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
>
> Officer2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
> license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
> the owner.
>
> Woman: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
>
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Jean Cook
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Join date: 4 Dec 2002
Posts: 208
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05-14-2003 08:35
ummm there is no joke buddy dont try to say there ever was,, kinda lame if you ask me
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