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ZsuZsanna Raven
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Join date: 19 Dec 2004
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06-23-2005 13:39
These are some additional warnings that the 'FDA' is considering to put on beer and alcohol bottles.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings lite thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex of 4 yrs is just dying for you to call them at 4am.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary whose species and or name you can't remember.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing WITH you.
10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
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Arcadia Codesmith
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Join date: 8 Dec 2004
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06-23-2005 14:00
From: ZsuZsanna Raven 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex of 4 yrs is just dying for you to call them at 4am.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary whose species and or name you can't remember.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. Not necessarily in that order. |
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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Join date: 19 Dec 2004
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06-23-2005 14:13
From: Arcadia Codesmith Not necessarily in that order. true true hehe
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 778
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06-23-2005 14:25
1) I do that now when I am not drinking. When I do drink people never hear me. So this one is no good. 2) I don’t know I have seen people on SL dance and I can’t think they were all drunk. 3) Well again I do that now when I am not drinking. 5) Man when I am sober I think of calling her at 4am just to give her shit. Get drunk and I just post naked pictures of her on the net. 7) But I never had any rug burns on my elbos..other then that one time in band camp.  No that is ACID! 9) I am told every one is laughing with me but I really don’t think they are. When I am drunk I know they are laughing at me. 11) Man here she been telling me all this many years it was by Dick but really it was the bottle! That is it the bitch is out on her ear! 12) I know what happened to them, I took them off and put a Kilt on.
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