The Prokorati

There is a movement afoot in SL that has been incidious for quite a long time now.

The guidelines are set, but in this thread, please add any requirements you think should be applied.

It's the Prokorati, which is nefarious mentally unstable newbies who enter SL to rent land and troll foums. This group has the ability to avoid the TOS themselves, but have the authority to enforce it upon others to judgement. Late at night, while scripters and other olbies are asleep. The Prokorati is frantically preparing a list of long diatribes to infect the population and create division in the community.

I see it everyday.

Membership is open to those who qualify in the following areas.

1- Must not have a first life and/or no job.
2- Must be mentally unstable.
3- Must have the ability to derail any thread at any given time.
4- Must be able to harrass your neighbors about the quality of building. The term "grieving" is permitted to define any action you don't like. In the reverse, you must be able to lie and accuse others. It's ok to accuse others of harrasment, where none exists.
5- Must scorn LL, Live Help, Mentors, Instructors, 4096 land tier freeloaders, scripters and most of all, the dreaded Feted Inner Core
6- Must not speak to the point, but must veil every sentence in hatred, intolerance, anti-socialist rehetoric or any other conspiracy.
7- Must be able to manipulate and control your self interest under the guise of community.
8- Must be able to quash reasonable discourse with blanket accusations and sweeping conspiracy theories.
9- Must win the forums.
10- Must be able to post new conspiracies within minutes of detection.
11- Must be able to bilk newbies out of their first land, while collecting rent on an ongoing basis.
12- Must embark upon a campaign of negativity, by abusing the rating system.
13- Must have several alts to support your views and vote in polls which serve your interest.
14- Must have previously been banned from forums for intolerance, while continuing to post using alts.

Any other rules? Please post your requirements below.

Weedy, seems fairly likely the Lindens will be closing this thread soon. That is an obvious example of the influence The Prokorati has over the Lindens. The closer you get to the truth, the more the Prokorati freak out.

See, I told you they were omnipotent

15- The list of members MUST be published!!!

O.o

This thread will not end well.

You seem to be well versed in the Prokotari. How long have you been a Proktologist.

You only need to take it in the butt once, you'll know.

As compared to....?

Threads started by Prokofy?

Prokofy has had more threads locked (one's he started) than anyone else I have ever seen.

Sure, you may say that is because of the "mob", all the while overlooking the inflammatory nature of said threads. C'est la vie.

My! Feeling frisky today, are we not, lad?

Good to see the color of ye'r flag. Now go play with the rest of the children and let me be.

Two guidelines:

Never feed them after midnight.

It's always after midnight.