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Lindential Nominations

Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
09-20-2005 17:22
We need a voice of the people in Lindenworld.
In these tough times, we need someone who can really tell it like it is. We need a leader who isn't going to give us any false hopes or promises. We need a leader who isn't afraid to say, "As your leader, I will do everything in my power to benefit myself. I will lie, steal, and strike deals in order to increase my own wealth, as well as increase the scope, expense, and publicity of the token actions I take in your name."

In these tough times, I can think of only one animal that fits the bill. Pandastrong Fairplay. I nominate you.

** Pandastrong Linden for 2005 **
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Dianne Mechanique
Back from the Dead
Join date: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 2,648
09-20-2005 17:45
From: Chance Abattoir
We need a voice of the people in Lindenworld.
In these tough times, we need someone who can really tell it like it is. We need a leader who isn't going to give us any false hopes or promises. We need a leader who isn't afraid to say, "As your leader, I will do everything in my power to benefit myself. I will lie, steal, and strike deals in order to increase my own wealth, as well as increase the scope, expense, and publicity of the token actions I take in your name."

In these tough times, I can think of only one animal that fits the bill. Pandastrong Fairplay. I nominate you.

** Pandastrong Linden for 2005 **
*stretch*.... (yawns).
Hmmmm... oh it's another "Panda" joke. *sigh*
(click)
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
09-20-2005 17:54
There's a panda joke? Tell me one!
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
09-20-2005 18:15


Dear Lindential Nomination Committee,

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Amy Weebler. It gives me great pleasue to submit my write-in nomination for notpandastrongsalt Faulkner. I identify with this mysterious fellow on numerous levels, and fully intend to cast many votes for him come election.

Sincerely,
Amy Weebler
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
09-20-2005 18:27
From: Aimee Weber




Curses! Who is that villain in the moustache?
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
09-21-2005 04:03
Screw panda, I want Ulrika :)
notpandastrongsalt Faulkner
Registered User
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 22
09-21-2005 06:39
From: Dianne Mechanique
*stretch*.... (yawns).
Hmmmm... oh it's another "Panda" joke. *sigh*
(click)


Tell me about it. LL doesn't have enough server space for this guy's ego.
Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
09-21-2005 06:41
From: Eggy Lippmann
Screw panda, I want Ulrika :)



ULRIKA! ULRIKA! ULRIKA!
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Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,238
09-21-2005 07:07
From: Chance Abattoir
There's a panda joke? Tell me one!

.
From: someone
A panda walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and orders some food to
eat. He calmly eats all his food until he is finished. As he gets up he
pulls out a gun and fires a few shots into the ceiling. No one is
injured but the bartender is furious. "Why did you do that?!" The
bartender yells.
As he walking out the door the panda turn around and says: "I'm a panda,
look it up." And he leaves.

So the bartender goes into his back room and pulls out his old
dictionary. After blowing the dust off it he opens it and finds the
entry for "panda."

It says: "PANDA: native to Asia and a member of the raccoon family. Has
black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
09-21-2005 07:09
From: notpandastrongsalt Faulkner
Tell me about it. LL doesn't have enough server space for this guy's ego.


Heeellloooo!?! That is why there is Snapzilla; annex part of Christiano's server and get over your bad self. :D

pandastrong is the only reasonable choice for President of Every-freakin'-thing; however, let us not forget that Chance Abattoir would make a stunning choice for Vice President of That Meta-thingy.

Signed,
yogurt
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Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,238
09-21-2005 07:14
What about Jake?

Wouldn't he make a great Secretary of State?


oh, these should have been posted in the "Ask Jake" thread.
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Will you leave me breathless?"

"I'm beginning to think the human psyche enjoys victimizing itself. " - Sezmra Svarog

"Film critics said I gave a voice to the fear we all have: that we'll reach a certain point in our lives, look around and realize that all the things we said we'd do and become will never come to be -- and that we're ordinary." - Anne Bancroft (2003)
Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
09-21-2005 07:57
Who will be his intern if he wins? Is "Lewinski" going to be an available SL last name choice? :D

:eek:

P2
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Cory Edo
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Join date: 26 Mar 2005
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09-21-2005 08:45
From: Phoenix Psaltery
Who will be his intern if he wins? Is "Lewinski" going to be an available SL last name choice? :D

:eek:

P2



Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
09-21-2005 09:52
Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
09-21-2005 09:57
From: Taco Rubio

Stale -5
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
09-21-2005 10:03
better?

Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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09-21-2005 10:22
Much thank you ! +6.8315
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !
pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
09-21-2005 10:26
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media



"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
09-21-2005 10:51
:D

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/140/1063/640/sockpuppet.jpg
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Jake Reitveld
Emperor of Second Life
Join date: 9 Mar 2005
Posts: 2,690
09-21-2005 10:55
you will all be lined up against the wall when the revolution comes
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Lebeda 208,209
Memory Harker
Girl Anachronism
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 393
How does that "absolute power" stuff corrupt again?
09-21-2005 10:58
http://8721.teacup.com/mpf/shop


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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
09-21-2005 10:59
Wow, I am doing a little better than Bush.
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~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media



"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Cory Edo
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Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
09-21-2005 11:02
From: pandastrong Fairplay
Wow, I am doing a little better than Bush.



CLAIM YOUR MANDATE FROM THE PEOPLE
Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,238
09-21-2005 12:14


Those were alot of mean pandas
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Will you leave me breathless?"

"I'm beginning to think the human psyche enjoys victimizing itself. " - Sezmra Svarog

"Film critics said I gave a voice to the fear we all have: that we'll reach a certain point in our lives, look around and realize that all the things we said we'd do and become will never come to be -- and that we're ordinary." - Anne Bancroft (2003)
Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
09-21-2005 19:02
From: Nisa Stravinsky
A panda walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and orders some food to
eat. He calmly eats all his food until he is finished. As he gets up he
pulls out a gun and fires a few shots into the ceiling. No one is
injured but the bartender is furious. "Why did you do that?!" The
bartender yells.
As he walking out the door the panda turn around and says: "I'm a panda,
look it up." And he leaves.

So the bartender goes into his back room and pulls out his old
dictionary. After blowing the dust off it he opens it and finds the
entry for "panda."

It says: "PANDA: native to Asia and a member of the raccoon family. Has
black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."



HAHA. Good one.

But you need to update your joke. The Giant Panda is in Ursidae, not Procyonidae.

** And for anyone who cares, a Tanuki is a canid. **
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