New World Order

THE FOLLOWING IS SATIRE .. look it up if you dont understand the term.

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All right.

Weve decided all liberals are crazy, carted up the feminists , homosexuals can think what they want but better not touch each other, anti war protestors have been gagged, and so we have a New set of rules round here.

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Gay Marrigae - None .. Are you crazy? God said no. Everyone knows Marriage didnt exist until Christains said it did. Never mind that Marriage predates Hebrews by at least 2000 years.

Affrimitve Action - None .. No way! Minorites are only poor becuase they want to be. No one ever discriminates any more.

Working Mothers - None .. What are you a feminazi? Women are required to take 18 years, 9 months off of work for any child they have .. these required contracts can be served concurrently.

Abortion - None .. no way. next.

War in Iraq, Syria, Iran, North Korea, France - Going as planned.. You are required to post a I (heart) the war bumper sticker on your car. Any protest is allowed only on talk shows where nasty right winged commentators are allowed to ridicule you.

Seperation of Chirch and State -- removed. We personally decided the country needed more God and missionary work is so Passe. Everyone is now required to be a Christain.

Civilian Control of the Military -- Removed. The military is now the 4th branch of governement. Dont like its message? --- Enlist and change things when you are a general.

New Laws -- Controlled by a strict Majority , Will of the people rules all. Legislated Discrimination is accptable. If 50.1% says it , then it must be so. The fact that people can be uninformed on human rights or esily swayed by advertiziing and lobbies are none of your concern, move along.

Judical Activism - None .. Juduicial Reveiw has been outlawed unless aproved by religeious and military leaders.

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SO how is that for a thousand points of light? New World Order, An nice conservative, America?

Maybe telling liberals to shut up and calling us all wackos , is potentially counter productive.

I enjoyed your post Colette miles: but I have to disagree with one part of it...



I would say the Civilian Control of the Military is very much intact...just that the Civilians in Control are a Greedy, Blood Thirsty Band of Thieves. They are using the Military much like Jason uses a Machete on Young Camp Counselors.

You forgot the GovCo clause Colette - that's the one where they dock your credit rating for not having credit cards, then send you multiple credit cards with an outrageous limit and charge you 30% interest when you do finally use it because it was your only option after they offshored your job, whereby they then take your house and put you in debtors prison because you are no longer able to file bankrupcy.

Oh and your kids get sold to corporations for cosmetic research, but not for stem cell research. Can't have that, it's evoul.

Oh and last but not least, they inject you with a Verichip while in prison so that they can track your every move.

Gotta love the new world order.

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Oh some news


- Corporations will now be allowed to use Direct Deposit for making Contributions to Poliical Candites Election Funds. Although other DD is not in place yet,contributions to the Canditates' Yacht funds can still be made by Check or Money Order.

- The Black Helicopters, in an effort to make for a kinder, gentler, image , will now have yellow Smilies on the nose. Efforts at making Jack Booted Thugs smile, is proving difficult but funds will be allotted.

Further news will be provided as it is available.

Woo Hoo! It's the SPY IN THE SKY! Live from Texas - your AM "Freedom Report". Isn't that smiley face SO cute.

Welfare - Eliminated. We have decided poor people are just lazy. All welfare and food stamps have been canceled. poor hungry people are encouraged to use the following dumpsters if they can not find charity (list of dumpster locations enclosed) , Carboard boxes will be provided.

The Draft - Reinstated. In order to support the new war in France, the draft will be brought back. All men who earn less than 30,000 a year will immediately be eligible. Deferments for rich parents will also be allowed.

Domestic spying - Reinstated and expanded.

All phone conversations and all emails of all US citizens will be secretly recorded and stored in a giant database. This database will be regularly searched for keywords like "Kerry" and "Freedom" and follow up orders sent to the appropriate security agency.

Permanent files will be kept on tens of thousands of suspects.. uh, I mean citizens (instead of just the hundreds that the FBI kept on people like John Lennon and Lenny Bruce in the 1960's.)

These files will never be erased but no one will ever admit they exist either. The whole thing must be kept a guarded secret as it is actually illegal to spy on people in this way.

Dick has okayed it however and the coverup as well, so probly no worries.

Wait ignore all that,... this was supposed to be satire, not truth right?
nevermind.




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Some Constitutional rights have been re-intrepted by good God fearing Supreme courts justices , a partial list follows.

The new First Ammendment:

Freedom of Speech - you have complete freedom to support the war effort, the war, the troops, and President Bush. You have total freedom to discuss other conservatives rights to do like wise. Talking like a traitor is illegal though. We will determine what a traitor is , we dont need to write it down.

Freedom of Assembly - you have complete freedom to picket and assemble in support of your freedom of speech , see above. In addition all Assemblies must start with the Lords Prayer and end with the pledge of allegiance.

Freedom of Press - the press is free to report what we tell them. They are also entiled in the Editorial section to follow the New Free Speech rules, as lested above.

Freedom of Religeon - you are free to choose from a list of acceptable Christain religeons. You must choose one from the list. Changes in religeon to other accepted christain religeons must be done through the approved process.

*yawns*


Then people complain and wonder why no one will take their agenda seriously.