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Shmee Underhill

Registered User

Join date: 19 Dec 2002

Posts: 12

01-19-2003 23:37

De Ro and I (Shmee Underhill) are locked in hard fought battle for Governor of this land, but all De Ro offers are idle dreams and hopes. He has no plan to carry out these dreams.

I on the other hand will do as I say.

I will make the Lindens lower the Lag.
I will make the Taxes more tollerable for the poor.
I will make sure hobbits (De Ro is a hobbit) do not eat all of our crops!

I will lower the amount of litter in this great land.

and I will haggle the Lindens untill all of this happens!

Tell De Ro to stay in his hole.

-Shmee Underhill, your next Governor.
paid for by the Libertarian Party

Cambridge Fats

it's cool for cats

Join date: 18 Dec 2002

Posts: 62

01-20-2003 01:38

Sorry boys, but you're too late. I'm governor of this here outfit, see, and I've got the tails, top hat, stogie, and scowl to prove it!

Now all I need is a set of paddleballs...

Rivn Epoch

Senior Member

Join date: 17 Dec 2002

Posts: 207

01-20-2003 08:58

I would be willing to bet Gov.Linden may have something to say about this LOL

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Bel Muse

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Join date: 13 Dec 2002

Posts: 388

01-20-2003 12:23

Hobbits are eating our crops?!? What is SL coming to? If Shmee can get a handle on the Plague of Hobbits, he's got my vote!

De Ro Underhill

Hobbit Paladin

Join date: 30 Dec 2002

Posts: 14

01-20-2003 15:56

Shmee is only trying to use raceism to control your vote. Don't fall into his trap!

De Ro Underhill - Bull/Moose Party

Bel Muse

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Join date: 13 Dec 2002

Posts: 388

01-20-2003 16:10

Shmee, it's reported in the Wall Street Journal that you will require citizens to join you in devil worship. Is it true that you are recruiting souls for the Dark Lord? And how will this help us with the pernicious Hobbit problem?

Maven Crossing

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Join date: 8 Jan 2003

Posts: 14

01-20-2003 16:18

ahahahahahahahaha!!!

I seriously started laughing out loud with these images in my mind, and I got a few funny looks from those around me (which tells me I need to be working. oh well)

I especially enjoyed the implied implication that if it helped with the hobbit problem, you just *might* be willing to do those sacrifices.

Shmee Underhill

Registered User

Join date: 19 Dec 2002

Posts: 12

me and the dark lord

01-20-2003 18:16

As De Ro has pointed out I have some dealings with the the devil. This however, was only for the sake of funding. As you all can agree with cash is at time short, so satan said he would give the cash I needed to run my campaign.

As for the hobbits, I propose that crop stealing hobbit seaking rockets are made in order to keep the oncoming tide at bay so to speak. This would keep our crops safe. The devil need not be involved.

remember this "...these hobbits's are trixy they is" -Gullom.
and he ought to know.

your next Governor Shmee underhill

Cassidy Sunchaser

Registered User

Join date: 1 Sep 2002

Posts: 13

Hobbits Unite!

01-23-2003 17:51

Regardless of who ends up as governor, I think we need a hobbits group. Any else interested? Safety in numbers...

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De Ro Underhill

Hobbit Paladin

Join date: 30 Dec 2002

Posts: 14

Divirsity

01-23-2003 22:11

While as a Hobbit, I do accept my race and history, I do not see these as a need to seperate myself from the community. As Governor I would proudfully serve both as a Hobbit and as a Citizen of this great Island and foster the relationships between all people Nudists, Clothes horses, Hobbits, Big People, Alians, Green Things, and all the others.
Let us not be torn apart by racial warfare, but be united in a stand against the things that cause us woe in our second lives. Shmee Underhill would seek to only increase them and the division between the races. He is a man of many faces and promises, none of them real.
Don't let him or other drag you down my fellow Hobbit, our eating practices are far exaggerated from their truth and is nothing to be ashamed of. Stand proud and remeber the great Hobbits that have gone on before us; Tillinger Hardbottle, Biblbo Baggins, Paladin Took, Gil Proudfoot, and who could forget Joey Cora.

De Ro Underhill - Bull/Mose Party

De Ro Underhill

Hobbit Paladin

Join date: 30 Dec 2002

Posts: 14

Divirsity

01-23-2003 22:12

While as a Hobbit, I do accept my race and history, I do not see these as a need to seperate myself from the community. As Governor I would proudfully serve both as a Hobbit and as a Citizen of this great Island and foster the relationships between all people Nudists, Clothes horses, Hobbits, Big People, Alians, Green Things, and all the others.
Let us not be torn apart by racial warfare, but be united in a stand against the things that cause us woe in our second lives. Shmee Underhill would seek to only increase them and the division between the races. He is a man of many faces and promises, none of them real.
Don't let him or other drag you down my fellow Hobbit, our eating practices are far exaggerated from their truth and is nothing to be ashamed of. Stand proud and remeber the great Hobbits that have gone on before us; Tillinger Hardbottle, Biblbo Baggins, Paladin Took, Gil Proudfout, and who could forget Joey Cora.

De Ro Underhill - Bull/Mose Party

Cole Armstrong

Registered User

Join date: 18 Dec 2002

Posts: 3

01-24-2003 22:16

What I want to know is, why is someone named Underhill dissing the hobbits? Hitler was 1/4 Jewish, after all...

De Ro Underhill

Hobbit Paladin

Join date: 30 Dec 2002

Posts: 14

01-25-2003 10:00

I'm not dissing the Hobbits, I am a hobbit, but I do not see the need to divide the people of Second Life by their race or species. I love being a Hobbit, and will always be a hobbit.
And unlike Hitler, who attempted to destroy the Jews, I will fight the lies spread by Shmee Underhill. His plan of building Hobbit-finding missles and no doubt a Gestopo-like organization that would not only oppress the Hobbits, but Space Aliens, most furry animals, armadillos, and eventually the general population of Linden Island.

Cole Armstrong

Registered User

Join date: 18 Dec 2002

Posts: 3

sorry, you misunderstood me

01-26-2003 11:34

I was referring to Shmee UNDERHILL. Forgot that was your name too. I have total respect for hobbits and all middle-earth related creatures and ideas.

Cole Armstrong

Registered User

Join date: 18 Dec 2002

Posts: 3

Sorry for the misunderstanding

01-26-2003 11:38

From: someone

Regardless of who ends up as governor, I think we need a hobbits group. Any else interested? Safety in numbers...

Good idea. Please keep me posted. I live in NE Tehama, underground. Not a hobbit yet, but...

Your new Governor
Shmee Underhill Registered User Join date: 19 Dec 2002 Posts: 12	01-19-2003 23:37 De Ro and I (Shmee Underhill) are locked in hard fought battle for Governor of this land, but all De Ro offers are idle dreams and hopes. He has no plan to carry out these dreams. I on the other hand will do as I say. I will make the Lindens lower the Lag. I will make the Taxes more tollerable for the poor. I will make sure hobbits (De Ro is a hobbit) do not eat all of our crops! I will lower the amount of litter in this great land. and I will haggle the Lindens untill all of this happens! Tell De Ro to stay in his hole. -Shmee Underhill, your next Governor. paid for by the Libertarian Party
Cambridge Fats it's cool for cats Join date: 18 Dec 2002 Posts: 62	01-20-2003 01:38 Sorry boys, but you're too late. I'm governor of this here outfit, see, and I've got the tails, top hat, stogie, and scowl to prove it! Now all I need is a set of paddleballs...
Rivn Epoch Senior Member Join date: 17 Dec 2002 Posts: 207	01-20-2003 08:58 I would be willing to bet Gov.Linden may have something to say about this LOL _____________________ try and remember text has no voice inflections so some things may not be meant as taken take care in your interpritations Computer not running good enough ? Visit my site for over 50,000 computer and related products at virtualy unbeatable prices by Companies you know and trust follow the link at http://bestcomputers4less.tripod.com
Bel Muse Registered User Join date: 13 Dec 2002 Posts: 388	01-20-2003 12:23 Hobbits are eating our crops?!? What is SL coming to? If Shmee can get a handle on the Plague of Hobbits, he's got my vote!
De Ro Underhill Hobbit Paladin Join date: 30 Dec 2002 Posts: 14	01-20-2003 15:56 Shmee is only trying to use raceism to control your vote. Don't fall into his trap! De Ro Underhill - Bull/Moose Party
Bel Muse Registered User Join date: 13 Dec 2002 Posts: 388	01-20-2003 16:10 Shmee, it's reported in the Wall Street Journal that you will require citizens to join you in devil worship. Is it true that you are recruiting souls for the Dark Lord? And how will this help us with the pernicious Hobbit problem?
Maven Crossing Registered User Join date: 8 Jan 2003 Posts: 14	01-20-2003 16:18 ahahahahahahahaha!!! I seriously started laughing out loud with these images in my mind, and I got a few funny looks from those around me (which tells me I need to be working. oh well) I especially enjoyed the implied implication that if it helped with the hobbit problem, you just might be willing to do those sacrifices.
Shmee Underhill Registered User Join date: 19 Dec 2002 Posts: 12	me and the dark lord 01-20-2003 18:16 As De Ro has pointed out I have some dealings with the the devil. This however, was only for the sake of funding. As you all can agree with cash is at time short, so satan said he would give the cash I needed to run my campaign. As for the hobbits, I propose that crop stealing hobbit seaking rockets are made in order to keep the oncoming tide at bay so to speak. This would keep our crops safe. The devil need not be involved. remember this "...these hobbits's are trixy they is" -Gullom. and he ought to know. your next Governor Shmee underhill
Cassidy Sunchaser Registered User Join date: 1 Sep 2002 Posts: 13	Hobbits Unite! 01-23-2003 17:51 Regardless of who ends up as governor, I think we need a hobbits group. Any else interested? Safety in numbers... _____________________ Peace...peace...perfect peace.
De Ro Underhill Hobbit Paladin Join date: 30 Dec 2002 Posts: 14	Divirsity 01-23-2003 22:11 While as a Hobbit, I do accept my race and history, I do not see these as a need to seperate myself from the community. As Governor I would proudfully serve both as a Hobbit and as a Citizen of this great Island and foster the relationships between all people Nudists, Clothes horses, Hobbits, Big People, Alians, Green Things, and all the others. Let us not be torn apart by racial warfare, but be united in a stand against the things that cause us woe in our second lives. Shmee Underhill would seek to only increase them and the division between the races. He is a man of many faces and promises, none of them real. Don't let him or other drag you down my fellow Hobbit, our eating practices are far exaggerated from their truth and is nothing to be ashamed of. Stand proud and remeber the great Hobbits that have gone on before us; Tillinger Hardbottle, Biblbo Baggins, Paladin Took, Gil Proudfoot, and who could forget Joey Cora. De Ro Underhill - Bull/Mose Party
De Ro Underhill Hobbit Paladin Join date: 30 Dec 2002 Posts: 14	Divirsity 01-23-2003 22:12 While as a Hobbit, I do accept my race and history, I do not see these as a need to seperate myself from the community. As Governor I would proudfully serve both as a Hobbit and as a Citizen of this great Island and foster the relationships between all people Nudists, Clothes horses, Hobbits, Big People, Alians, Green Things, and all the others. Let us not be torn apart by racial warfare, but be united in a stand against the things that cause us woe in our second lives. Shmee Underhill would seek to only increase them and the division between the races. He is a man of many faces and promises, none of them real. Don't let him or other drag you down my fellow Hobbit, our eating practices are far exaggerated from their truth and is nothing to be ashamed of. Stand proud and remeber the great Hobbits that have gone on before us; Tillinger Hardbottle, Biblbo Baggins, Paladin Took, Gil Proudfout, and who could forget Joey Cora. De Ro Underhill - Bull/Mose Party
Cole Armstrong Registered User Join date: 18 Dec 2002 Posts: 3	01-24-2003 22:16 What I want to know is, why is someone named Underhill dissing the hobbits? Hitler was 1/4 Jewish, after all...
De Ro Underhill Hobbit Paladin Join date: 30 Dec 2002 Posts: 14	01-25-2003 10:00 I'm not dissing the Hobbits, I am a hobbit, but I do not see the need to divide the people of Second Life by their race or species. I love being a Hobbit, and will always be a hobbit. And unlike Hitler, who attempted to destroy the Jews, I will fight the lies spread by Shmee Underhill. His plan of building Hobbit-finding missles and no doubt a Gestopo-like organization that would not only oppress the Hobbits, but Space Aliens, most furry animals, armadillos, and eventually the general population of Linden Island.
Cole Armstrong Registered User Join date: 18 Dec 2002 Posts: 3	sorry, you misunderstood me 01-26-2003 11:34 I was referring to Shmee UNDERHILL. Forgot that was your name too. I have total respect for hobbits and all middle-earth related creatures and ideas.
Cole Armstrong Registered User Join date: 18 Dec 2002 Posts: 3	Sorry for the misunderstanding 01-26-2003 11:38 From: someone Regardless of who ends up as governor, I think we need a hobbits group. Any else interested? Safety in numbers... Good idea. Please keep me posted. I live in NE Tehama, underground. Not a hobbit yet, but...

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