Avatar sex.

Avatar sex has gotten WAY OUT OF HAND! I come home to my apartment tonight in Browniee, and sure enough, there are 2 lesbians inside my home having sex.

You both know who you are;
I won't name any names like (edited)

The 2 lesbians would love to see me abandon all hope, but that's not the point of this letter. The point is that its mephitic flimflams disgust me. To get right down to it, the worst sorts of disgraceful ideologues there are often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, the 2 lesbians enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever it threatens to sentence more and more people to poverty, prison, and early death. I hope it will not disappoint you to learn that the 2 lesbians doesn't want us to know about its plans to replace love and understanding with escapism and extremism. Otherwise, we might do something about that.

With the 2 lesbians's animadversions hanging over us like the Sword of Damocles, it makes sense that the acid test for the 2 lesbians's "kinder, gentler" new rodomontades should be, "Do they still poke and pry into every facet of our lives?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that we've all heard the 2 lesbians yammer and whine about how it's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. The 2 lesbians's maneuvers are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk" -- an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well -- because griping about the 2 lesbians will not make it stop trying to leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes. But even if it did, it would just find some other way to influence the attitudes of dominant culture towards any environment or activity that is predominantly evil. Although the 2 lesbians's overt nihilism has declined, a covert form still survives and may be an important factor in fueling a tendency and/or desire to lead us into an age of shoddiness -- shoddy goods, shoddy services, shoddy morals, and shoddy people. The 2 lesbians has warned us that by the next full moon, the most xenophobic goof-offs you'll ever see will engulf the world in a dense miasma of demagogism. If you think about it, you'll realize that the 2 lesbians's warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that we must upbraid the 2 lesbians for being so worthless. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own paltry paroxysms. Listen up: I don't care what others say about the 2 lesbians. It's still condescending, feral, and it intends to rescue insurrectionism from the rubbish heap of history, dust it off, slap on a coat of cheap sophistry, and market it as new and improved. Let me close by reminding you that the statements I made about the 2 lesbians in this letter are in earnest. I will not equivocate. I will not excuse. I will not retreat a single inch. And I will be heard.

Um wow. Pompous, pedantic, bombastic, superfluous, self indulgent, tactless, irrelevant condescending, and inconsistent in one post? You are the master. I bow to your skill and verbage!

If you are unhappy that two women were getting it on in your house, complain about their disrespect for your property and your privacy rights, say so. In that case you will find me an ally. However, styling your diatribe as a puritannical harangue against avatar does not thing to engender me to your position. Avi sex can be fun. Perhaps you should have simply joined in?

I've edited the above post as it is not appropriate to personally attack other Residents in the SL Forums. Also, as this thread is quite off-topic, I'll be moving it to the Off-Topic forum.

Dude, did you take photos?

amen brother.

Nah, the poster just stole the words from one of those evangelical types that you can only receive on unlicensed shortwave radio at certain hours but who have ardent listeners who think they have found the Truth at 11.6 MHz.

I once got a tape of that tin-foil hat crap from someone who was going to try and mix it into his electronica a la Brian Eno. The part that I remember best was how clever the pastor / broadcaster was against the CIA accessing his computer because he put a light sensor alarm on the power LED of his puter. That kind of inventiveness just stops the CIA in their tracks.

And, dude, did you take any pictures?

This post was one of two things: frightening, or a damn good parody of a religious extremist.

Hey! This mephit doesn't have any disgusting flimflam! I bathe regularly!
Wanna see something disgusting... check out a koala's thumbs sometime. They're freaky!

I strongly suspect that the post was created with an automated flame-generator and was meant ironically.

Thx for the link Ushuaia.

At first I took it for one of Hunter S. Thompson's less coherent riffs w/ the words "2 lesbians" substituted for whatever the Doctor was originally raving at.

And this is a problem how? lol

Aha. Now I know that Fuzzy Koala, notorious griefer, is actually Zoey Jade.

And if so can I get a copy??

OK really can't you just put a block on them so they can't go on your land again? Really just get over it. NExt time take pix or better vidio and let us all see.