The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...
You gotta love a man like this! A soldier was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted all the pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please keep your picture and send the rest back."
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Shadow Weaver
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05-25-2004 10:36
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Nicola Escher
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05-25-2004 11:34
I think this little thread has lost its way and is looking for the 'Real World' forum.
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Damien Fate
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05-25-2004 11:36
You beat me to it
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Devlin Gallant
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05-25-2004 14:04
Sorry, Shadow. This story has been kicking around since WWII. Though I am sure it HAS happened several times. Sort of an urban legend now.
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Cubey Terra
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05-25-2004 14:07
That was in an episode of MASH.
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Grim Lupis
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05-25-2004 17:14
Originally posted by Devlin Gallant Sorry, Shadow. This story has been kicking around since WWII. Though I am sure it HAS happened several times. Sort of an urban legend now. That doesn't make it any less funny. Especially to someone who's been dumped in this (or a similar) way while in the military. _____________________
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Pituca FairChang
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05-25-2004 18:21
Originally posted by Devlin Gallant Sorry, Shadow. This story has been kicking around since WWII. Though I am sure it HAS happened several times. Sort of an urban legend now. If so it is a great urban legend that I missed the first few times around. I got a great laugh out of it!! LOL _____________________
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Moleculor Satyr
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05-25-2004 18:57
MASH was never funny. *shudder*
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Tcoz Bach
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05-26-2004 06:20
I used to think the efforts to keep the homemade still running was pretty funny. Not to mention the obvious disregard for health related to making light of bathtub gin.
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Shadow Weaver
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05-26-2004 08:39
I was just trying to lighten the mood a bit yesterday had no clue Id get shot in the foot over it but TY Grim n Pit for the positive responce to it as the humor that it was.
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Garoad Kuroda
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05-26-2004 16:16
Well I laughed out loud so you could say it worked. Don't mind these humorless robots.
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Pepper Monde
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05-26-2004 17:26
lol. First time I hear that legend. It was very funny.
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Catherine Omega
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05-26-2004 18:24
Originally posted by Moleculor Satyr MASH was never funny. *shudder* Are you kidding? "Oh my god, it wasn't a chicken, it was a baby!" HAW! Oh wait...  _____________________
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