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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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06-30-2005 19:12
AP
ALBANY, N.H. Jun 28, 2005 — A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.
"We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, adding that firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.
Moody was charged with criminal trespass. Hebert said he could face more charges.
Moody was freed on bail for a July 19 appearance in Northern Carroll County District Court in North Conway.I would have crapped on him before I notified authorities. 
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
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06-30-2005 19:15
If I were in her situation, I would have left the crapper, found an M-80 (if they are legal in NH) and given him something much worse than a turd. 
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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06-30-2005 19:22
Or she could have sealed it shut and walked away without telling anyone.
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Maeve Morgan
ZOMG Resmod!
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,512
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06-30-2005 19:26
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Tikki Kerensky
Insane critter
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 687
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06-30-2005 19:50
Sheesh. What happened to the days perverts just put mirrors on their shoes.
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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
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06-30-2005 19:53
And so begins the public shunning of pandastrong Fairplay 
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Buster Peel
Spat the dummy.
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,242
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06-30-2005 20:15
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Jeffrey Gomez
Cubed™
Join date: 11 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,522
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06-30-2005 20:51
Excuse the obvious pun, but it's pretty low and dirty to do something like this. 
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Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 4,304
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06-30-2005 21:57
From: Jeffrey Gomez Excuse the obvious pun, but it's pretty low and dirty to do something like this.  </rimshot> 
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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06-30-2005 22:05
From: pandastrong Fairplay And so begins the public shunning of pandastrong Fairplay  .
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Lora Morgan
Puts the "eek" in "geek"
Join date: 19 Mar 2004
Posts: 779
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07-01-2005 03:56
Haha! That made me laugh out loud Nolan.
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Sunshine Clio
Easily Amused
Join date: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 160
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07-01-2005 05:25
From: Nolan Nash AP
ALBANY, N.H. Jun 28, 2005 — A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.
<Shivers in horror> After the episode of the X-Files where they did the shot of the creature in the port o potty...I think it was called something like "The Fluke" the idea of looking down there and seeing someone looking back completely scares me. So much so I've never used one since. Yuuuuuuuuuck. Sun (all full of irrational fear-y goodness)
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Chris Wilde
Custom User Title
Join date: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 768
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07-01-2005 06:36
You know Pandastrong told me he was going out to get shit faced but I had no idea...
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ahkenatan Grommet
The lovable old Primosaur
Join date: 11 Jan 2005
Posts: 193
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07-01-2005 06:41
I currently live in Illinois but I've lived in New Hampshire for several years( from Mass originally). I was talking to my best friend over Yahoo voice the other night when he told me about this. I was relieved to see he was from Maine, where there is either a shortage of women or porta-potties. New Hampshire people wouldn't do anything like this, unless we absolutely had too! 
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