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Julian Fate

80's Pop Star

Join date: 19 Oct 2003

Posts: 1,020

03-17-2004 11:31

hi i am in the mist of creating a new business venture and website i want to run past u guys because the oporutiny is very very exciting. i am busy making a 3d modelling and movie making software program which will compete directly with maya and 3d max with all the features only it will be REALTIME yes u heard right graphics and movieslike Finding Nemo and Final Fantasy done on the fly and its user friendly so any1 can do it i kid u not. also i am making a website to sell the program and it will be like amazon.com only easier to use with search capability as good as google and u can pay to use the software online over a modem. i need people who are experts at computer programming and web design because i dont know rogramming and i just started a html class and i need help.also if u are an accountant/lawyer/good businessman there is a place for u on my team ty!!!1!

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

03-17-2004 11:34

Wait... you don't know programming and you're doing THAT?! WTF?

I R TEH h4xx0rzz BTW AND I CAN TEH ow3nxx0rz u CUZ 1 H4V3 TEH SM4LL WEE WEE!!!11!

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Ama Omega

Lost Wanderer

Join date: 11 Dec 2002

Posts: 1,770

03-17-2004 11:37

that pwnz!!!!111! I can help U! I watched the movie h4ckers last weekend, I can do that sh!t1! And I have a f1sh just lIke nEmo!

Only 1 qustion wtf is maya and 3d max?? Anywys, s1gN me UP d00d!!!1111!!

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Maxx Monde

Registered User

Join date: 14 Nov 2003

Posts: 1,848

03-17-2004 12:09

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-17-2004 12:49

OMGOMGOMG can i help??????????//

i no a litle hmtl and i want to learn teh c-- composter progarms!!!!!!1

so can i??? what do u think?

o and how much are u paying

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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Chip Midnight

ate my baby!

Join date: 1 May 2003

Posts: 10,231

03-17-2004 12:56

Quite a few of Discreet's San Fransisco 3ds Max dev team was recently laid off. You should have no trouble finding programmers

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Julian Fate

80's Pop Star

Join date: 19 Oct 2003

Posts: 1,020

03-17-2004 14:17

You guys are just great. SL's forums are the best forums in the world.

I've seen so many posts like this lately and I had to get it out of my system.

Chip Midnight

ate my baby!

Join date: 1 May 2003

Posts: 10,231

03-17-2004 14:27

hehe it made me laugh Julian. I've had a gallery of my 3d work online for a lot of years and I sometimes get emails like this. Can you help me on my fan film? for free? and make it looks just like Jurassic Park? I want to have it done in two weeks for Sundance. Doh!

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Oz Spade

ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand

Join date: 23 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,708

03-17-2004 14:29

I like the way this company is going, I would like to donate 1 billion dollars to help fund your cause.

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Maerl Underthorn

i love almonds

Join date: 27 Jun 2003

Posts: 370

03-17-2004 15:06

From: someone

hi i am in the mist

..should of been your first clue hehe..

Julian Fate

80's Pop Star

Join date: 19 Oct 2003

Posts: 1,020

03-17-2004 15:18

Are my influences that obvious, Maerl?

Mac Beach

Linux/OS X User

Join date: 22 Mar 2002

Posts: 458

03-17-2004 15:55

From: someone

Originally posted by Darwin Appleby
Wait... you don't know programming and you're doing THAT?! WTF?

No, he said he doesn't know "rogramming", which is something totally different. I think. Not to mention, being in that mist and all, probably makes it hard to see what you're typing. I think this fellow really needs our help.

N E 1 can see that.

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

03-17-2004 16:31

I'm retarded. Quite my punishment for multitasking, eh? You miss the title. Should have known better from Julian anyway!

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-17-2004 18:38

k i got a hello wolrd pregram workin but hOW DO U MKAE IT SHOW PICTUERES????????????????//////

oz every1 no's that u r lieing cuz only bill grates has that much mony. now if u had sayed 1 milion we mihgt have beleved (sp?) u

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

03-17-2004 20:09

i no ho but 1rst u need 2 tel mi how 2 hak som1 sed he hakked teh wite house and i want 2 hak mi skool 2 fixz mi grades its personal k?????? some1 tel me werr 2 d/l KTHX!!!!

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Oz Spade

ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand

Join date: 23 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,708

03-18-2004 00:25

Ruh roh, rogramming? Row rou ro rhat?

Rall rour rase rarwe rerong ro rubby roo!!

Little do you know I AM Bill (Crash OverRide) Gates!!

Microsoft is currently working on Windows World, its more like There were everything costs more, but you can build your own stuff, however it all breaks instatly and gives you a new Blue Screen of Death (now in Green and 6 shades of Grey/Gray).

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Julian Fate

80's Pop Star

Join date: 19 Oct 2003

Posts: 1,020

03-18-2004 10:05

This gives me an idea for an event. I'll post something or better yet, find a nice trollish post, and give prizes to the replies that get me in the most trouble for laughing at work. So far Garoad and Oz are tied.

From: someone

it all breaks instatly and gives you a new Blue Screen of Death (now in Green and 6 shades of Grey/Gray).

Did you know there's a way to change the color of the BSOD? I secretly gave my friend a red screen of death and he almost had a panic attack the next time it popped up. Friends don't let friends have physical access to their box.

Oz Spade

ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand

Join date: 23 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,708

03-18-2004 11:18

Of course I knew that, I'm Bill Gates! Wait... Bill Gates WOULDN'T know that... then no I didn't know that!!

I'll give 20 bucks to someone if they find that Bill Gates is playing SL. 50 if they can provide a picture of his avatar cross dressing or wearing a Free BSD Daemon or Linux Penguin (Tux) avatar.

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-18-2004 12:21

oz ure such a pathogarnic lier. its obvoius bill grates doesnt play SL cuz LL is going 2 make a linex version... DUH!!!1

n e way sorry 4 the typos im in a hurry 2 get back 2 working on my new MMORPG called CEREAL KILLERS. its gonna be so cool like a cross bitween Warcrarft 3 and Diablo 2 but with grafhics like final fantacy online... SO IF N E 1 NO'S HOW TO PROGARM SEND ME IM!!!!!!!!111

(Sorry, I'm just all too familar with the 14 year old wannabe game developer. Blame gamedev.net )

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Julian Fate

80's Pop Star

Join date: 19 Oct 2003

Posts: 1,020

03-18-2004 14:56

k thx for all ur posts but this projec si over do to a combination of no support and my mom grounding me off the puter. suxx0r.

now when i get ungrounded i'm working on a ALL NEW PROCJET!!!! it's going to be a cross betwee Starcraft, GTA Vice City, and HL2 only turn based plus virtual reality. my plan to get around not knowing much is to have Id make it when they get done wth Doom 3 because i know John Carmeck and we hung out at E3 one time and i beat him at deathmatch. ok not really but i seriously did hear that he was there the day before. i'll let u know how it goes it's going to be wikkid awesome so expect it around July. l8r!!!!!!1*&^$@(~

Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-18-2004 17:41

thats ok cuz ur idea sux n e way but u can help with mine if u want i just need progarmers and 3d modlers....??????? k thx

This is fun, I think I'll go post a "troll" post on gamedev.net like this and watch the enraged developers' flames soar! lol

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Nephilaine Protagonist

PixelSlinger

Join date: 22 Jul 2003

Posts: 1,693

03-18-2004 17:47

*snicker*

best. thread. ever.

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-18-2004 21:33

OMGOMGOMGOMG this IS a great thread!!!!!!!1

k i got 2 go cuz pokemon is on cyaaaaaaaaaaaas

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

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Julian Fate 80's Pop Star Join date: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 1,020	03-17-2004 11:31 hi i am in the mist of creating a new business venture and website i want to run past u guys because the oporutiny is very very exciting. i am busy making a 3d modelling and movie making software program which will compete directly with maya and 3d max with all the features only it will be REALTIME yes u heard right graphics and movieslike Finding Nemo and Final Fantasy done on the fly and its user friendly so any1 can do it i kid u not. also i am making a website to sell the program and it will be like amazon.com only easier to use with search capability as good as google and u can pay to use the software online over a modem. i need people who are experts at computer programming and web design because i dont know rogramming and i just started a html class and i need help.also if u are an accountant/lawyer/good businessman there is a place for u on my team ty!!!1!
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	03-17-2004 11:34 Wait... you don't know programming and you're doing THAT?! WTF? I R TEH h4xx0rzz BTW AND I CAN TEH ow3nxx0rz u CUZ 1 H4V3 TEH SM4LL WEE WEE!!!11! _____________________ Touche.
Ama Omega Lost Wanderer Join date: 11 Dec 2002 Posts: 1,770	03-17-2004 11:37 that pwnz!!!!111! I can help U! I watched the movie h4ckers last weekend, I can do that sh!t1! And I have a f1sh just lIke nEmo! Only 1 qustion wtf is maya and 3d max?? Anywys, s1gN me UP d00d!!!1111!! _____________________ -- 010000010110110101100001001000000100111101101101011001010110011101100001 --
Maxx Monde Registered User Join date: 14 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,848	03-17-2004 12:09 deleted
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-17-2004 12:49 OMGOMGOMG can i help??????????// i no a litle hmtl and i want to learn teh c-- composter progarms!!!!!!1 so can i??? what do u think? o and how much are u paying _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Chip Midnight ate my baby! Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 10,231	03-17-2004 12:56 Quite a few of Discreet's San Fransisco 3ds Max dev team was recently laid off. You should have no trouble finding programmers _____________________ My other hobby: www.live365.com/stations/chip_midnight
Julian Fate 80's Pop Star Join date: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 1,020	03-17-2004 14:17 You guys are just great. SL's forums are the best forums in the world. I've seen so many posts like this lately and I had to get it out of my system.
Chip Midnight ate my baby! Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 10,231	03-17-2004 14:27 hehe it made me laugh Julian. I've had a gallery of my 3d work online for a lot of years and I sometimes get emails like this. Can you help me on my fan film? for free? and make it looks just like Jurassic Park? I want to have it done in two weeks for Sundance. Doh! _____________________ My other hobby: www.live365.com/stations/chip_midnight
Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	03-17-2004 14:29 I like the way this company is going, I would like to donate 1 billion dollars to help fund your cause. _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Maerl Underthorn i love almonds Join date: 27 Jun 2003 Posts: 370	03-17-2004 15:06 From: someone hi i am in the mist ..should of been your first clue hehe..
Julian Fate 80's Pop Star Join date: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 1,020	03-17-2004 15:18 Are my influences that obvious, Maerl?
Mac Beach Linux/OS X User Join date: 22 Mar 2002 Posts: 458	03-17-2004 15:55 From: someone Originally posted by Darwin Appleby Wait... you don't know programming and you're doing THAT?! WTF? No, he said he doesn't know "rogramming", which is something totally different. I think. Not to mention, being in that mist and all, probably makes it hard to see what you're typing. I think this fellow really needs our help. N E 1 can see that.
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	03-17-2004 16:31 I'm retarded. Quite my punishment for multitasking, eh? You miss the title. Should have known better from Julian anyway! _____________________ Touche.
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-17-2004 18:38 k i got a hello wolrd pregram workin but hOW DO U MKAE IT SHOW PICTUERES????????????????////// oz every1 no's that u r lieing cuz only bill grates has that much mony. now if u had sayed 1 milion we mihgt have beleved (sp?) u _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	03-17-2004 20:09 i no ho but 1rst u need 2 tel mi how 2 hak som1 sed he hakked teh wite house and i want 2 hak mi skool 2 fixz mi grades its personal k?????? some1 tel me werr 2 d/l KTHX!!!! _____________________ Touche.
Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	03-18-2004 00:25 Ruh roh, rogramming? Row rou ro rhat? Rall rour rase rarwe rerong ro rubby roo!! Little do you know I AM Bill (Crash OverRide) Gates!! Microsoft is currently working on Windows World, its more like There were everything costs more, but you can build your own stuff, however it all breaks instatly and gives you a new Blue Screen of Death (now in Green and 6 shades of Grey/Gray). _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Julian Fate 80's Pop Star Join date: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 1,020	03-18-2004 10:05 This gives me an idea for an event. I'll post something or better yet, find a nice trollish post, and give prizes to the replies that get me in the most trouble for laughing at work. So far Garoad and Oz are tied. From: someone it all breaks instatly and gives you a new Blue Screen of Death (now in Green and 6 shades of Grey/Gray). Did you know there's a way to change the color of the BSOD? I secretly gave my friend a red screen of death and he almost had a panic attack the next time it popped up. Friends don't let friends have physical access to their box.
Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	03-18-2004 11:18 Of course I knew that, I'm Bill Gates! Wait... Bill Gates WOULDN'T know that... then no I didn't know that!! I'll give 20 bucks to someone if they find that Bill Gates is playing SL. 50 if they can provide a picture of his avatar cross dressing or wearing a Free BSD Daemon or Linux Penguin (Tux) avatar. _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-18-2004 12:21 oz ure such a pathogarnic lier. its obvoius bill grates doesnt play SL cuz LL is going 2 make a linex version... DUH!!!1 n e way sorry 4 the typos im in a hurry 2 get back 2 working on my new MMORPG called CEREAL KILLERS. its gonna be so cool like a cross bitween Warcrarft 3 and Diablo 2 but with grafhics like final fantacy online... SO IF N E 1 NO'S HOW TO PROGARM SEND ME IM!!!!!!!!111 (Sorry, I'm just all too familar with the 14 year old wannabe game developer. Blame gamedev.net ) _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Julian Fate 80's Pop Star Join date: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 1,020	03-18-2004 14:56 k thx for all ur posts but this projec si over do to a combination of no support and my mom grounding me off the puter. suxx0r. now when i get ungrounded i'm working on a ALL NEW PROCJET!!!! it's going to be a cross betwee Starcraft, GTA Vice City, and HL2 only turn based plus virtual reality. my plan to get around not knowing much is to have Id make it when they get done wth Doom 3 because i know John Carmeck and we hung out at E3 one time and i beat him at deathmatch. ok not really but i seriously did hear that he was there the day before. i'll let u know how it goes it's going to be wikkid awesome so expect it around July. l8r!!!!!!1*&^$@(~
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-18-2004 17:41 thats ok cuz ur idea sux n e way but u can help with mine if u want i just need progarmers and 3d modlers....??????? k thx This is fun, I think I'll go post a "troll" post on gamedev.net like this and watch the enraged developers' flames soar! lol _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Nephilaine Protagonist PixelSlinger Join date: 22 Jul 2003 Posts: 1,693	03-18-2004 17:47 snicker best. thread. ever. _____________________
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-18-2004 21:33 OMGOMGOMGOMG this IS a great thread!!!!!!!1 k i got 2 go cuz pokemon is on cyaaaaaaaaaaaas _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!