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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

08-27-2003 12:51

The following is a true story:

I came home today to find the following message on my answering machine:

Hi Joe, (not my name, obviously) it's Cindy (I don't know anyone named Cindy), I just wanted to say thank you for the dog, now I can make up that year of college. Bye!

Well, it was obviously the wrong number, but certain things puzzled me. First of all, don't think about the fact that getting a dog will enable an individual to make up a year of college for more than 3 minutes or blood will just come spurting right out of your nose. The very idea of this message is beyond human comprehension. Now you may be thinking to yourself: "How can one person be such a forum whore?" Well set that aside, because the question that I WANT you to ask is: "What is the relevance of this to anything in SL?" There isn't any.

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Touche.

Oneironaut Escher

Tokin White Guy

Join date: 9 Jul 2003

Posts: 390

08-27-2003 12:57

You're fond of Lewis Black, aren't ya Dar?

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

08-27-2003 13:03

YES I AM!

And this couldn't have reminded me more of that bit he did!

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Touche.

Oneironaut Escher

Tokin White Guy

Join date: 9 Jul 2003

Posts: 390

08-27-2003 13:24

LOL

Damiana Domino

Pyromaniac Lovebunny

Join date: 12 Jun 2003

Posts: 222

08-27-2003 14:51

jeez that was your answering machine? sorry to cause you so much confusion with a wrong number...is my face red or what?

Jack Digeridoo

machinimaniac

Join date: 29 Jul 2003

Posts: 1,170

08-27-2003 14:55

maybe she was studing to be a taxidermist?

Pituca FairChang

Married to Garth

Join date: 17 May 2003

Posts: 2,679

08-27-2003 15:09

Maybe it was a Seeing Eye Dog to allow her to get around campus with out help?

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Oneironaut Escher

Tokin White Guy

Join date: 9 Jul 2003

Posts: 390

08-27-2003 15:36

Maybe her college was in a bad neighborhood. . .

Attack Poodle Away!

Loki Pico

Registered User

Join date: 20 Jun 2003

Posts: 1,938

08-27-2003 17:13

I got a phone message last week. Well, I didnt want to answer the phone, so I waited for the message. It went something like this...

"Hey Ron, its Mom. Frank and I got a wild hair and decided to go to the coast this weekend. You are going to need too..."

This is when I decide that her leaving a message on the wrong number might not be a good thing for her or Ron. So, I pick up and let her know that she dialed wrong and she might want to try again. She then begins to tell me about her weekend plans!?!

I interrupt her and tell her that I am not interested in her plans for the weekend and maybe she should retry her son. Then, she actually sounded like she got mad at me that I didnt care about her plans. Weird stuff.

Driftwood Nomad

Registered User

Join date: 10 May 2003

Posts: 451

08-27-2003 17:39

Dar,

I think Cindy was referring to a D&D Dog prototype that has not been released yet. It does your homework and takes all your tests for you. One got away from us and I guess Joe got a hold of it!

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D&D Dogs Co-founder

"Second Life’s first AI companion animal"
The Second Opinion, 08/05/2003

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Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	08-27-2003 12:51 The following is a true story: I came home today to find the following message on my answering machine: Hi Joe, (not my name, obviously) it's Cindy (I don't know anyone named Cindy), I just wanted to say thank you for the dog, now I can make up that year of college. Bye! Well, it was obviously the wrong number, but certain things puzzled me. First of all, don't think about the fact that getting a dog will enable an individual to make up a year of college for more than 3 minutes or blood will just come spurting right out of your nose. The very idea of this message is beyond human comprehension. Now you may be thinking to yourself: "How can one person be such a forum whore?" Well set that aside, because the question that I WANT you to ask is: "What is the relevance of this to anything in SL?" There isn't any. _____________________ Touche.
Oneironaut Escher Tokin White Guy Join date: 9 Jul 2003 Posts: 390	08-27-2003 12:57 You're fond of Lewis Black, aren't ya Dar?
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	08-27-2003 13:03 YES I AM! And this couldn't have reminded me more of that bit he did! _____________________ Touche.
Oneironaut Escher Tokin White Guy Join date: 9 Jul 2003 Posts: 390	08-27-2003 13:24 LOL
Damiana Domino Pyromaniac Lovebunny Join date: 12 Jun 2003 Posts: 222	08-27-2003 14:51 jeez that was your answering machine? sorry to cause you so much confusion with a wrong number...is my face red or what?
Jack Digeridoo machinimaniac Join date: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1,170	08-27-2003 14:55 maybe she was studing to be a taxidermist?
Pituca FairChang Married to Garth Join date: 17 May 2003 Posts: 2,679	08-27-2003 15:09 Maybe it was a Seeing Eye Dog to allow her to get around campus with out help? _____________________
Oneironaut Escher Tokin White Guy Join date: 9 Jul 2003 Posts: 390	08-27-2003 15:36 Maybe her college was in a bad neighborhood. . . Attack Poodle Away!
Loki Pico Registered User Join date: 20 Jun 2003 Posts: 1,938	08-27-2003 17:13 I got a phone message last week. Well, I didnt want to answer the phone, so I waited for the message. It went something like this... "Hey Ron, its Mom. Frank and I got a wild hair and decided to go to the coast this weekend. You are going to need too..." This is when I decide that her leaving a message on the wrong number might not be a good thing for her or Ron. So, I pick up and let her know that she dialed wrong and she might want to try again. She then begins to tell me about her weekend plans!?! I interrupt her and tell her that I am not interested in her plans for the weekend and maybe she should retry her son. Then, she actually sounded like she got mad at me that I didnt care about her plans. Weird stuff.
Driftwood Nomad Registered User Join date: 10 May 2003 Posts: 451	08-27-2003 17:39 Dar, I think Cindy was referring to a D&D Dog prototype that has not been released yet. It does your homework and takes all your tests for you. One got away from us and I guess Joe got a hold of it! _____________________ Driftwood Nomad D&D Dogs Co-founder "Second Life’s first AI companion animal" The Second Opinion, 08/05/2003 D&D Dogs HQ Pawaii (127, 63) Mainland Store Kuula (214, 124) http://www.sldogs.com SL Dogs Zazzle store!