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The Eternal Mystery
Merriman Brightwillow
Fyreworkes Crafter
Join date: 10 May 2003
Posts: 120
07-24-2003 13:17
Once again, I find myself compelled to ask the age-old question:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
BuhBuhCuh Fairchild
Professional BuhBuhCuh
Join date: 9 Oct 2002
Posts: 503
07-24-2003 13:45
as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Damiana Domino
Pyromaniac Lovebunny
Join date: 12 Jun 2003
Posts: 222
07-24-2003 13:52
75 board-feet per hour. no more....no less.

actually it's a trick question cause it depends on the size of the woochuck's chucker.
Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
07-24-2003 13:53
New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.
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A wood chuck could chuck two to eleven pounds of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck its own weight
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Ananda Sandgrain
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Join date: 16 May 2003
Posts: 1,951
07-24-2003 13:54
How many woodchucks would Chuck chuck if Chuck could chuck woodchucks?

Or Hippos, for that matter.
Madox Kobayashi
Madox Labs R&D
Join date: 28 Jun 2003
Posts: 402
07-24-2003 13:54
My car gets 40 rods to the hog's head, and that's the way I likes it
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Madox Kobayashi
Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
07-24-2003 13:59
for a more comprehensive answer, read this
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
07-24-2003 15:47
ALL OF YOU, CUT IT OUT!

I think the boards are like a PG sim. No chucking of wood allowed! :D
Ananda Sandgrain
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Join date: 16 May 2003
Posts: 1,951
07-24-2003 16:17
That's chucking not shucking .

Oh, never mind.