Just bored at work so thought I would post...enjoy
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars... see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom at work without disguising your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that.
4. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Sexual Favors'
5. As often as possible...skip instead of walk.
6. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically when they answer.
7. Specify that your drive thru order is 'To Go'
8. Put mosquito netting around your desk at work and play a cd of jungle music all day.
9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON! This is the third time this week!"
10. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!!!!!"
11. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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06-23-2005 13:22
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Frostie Flora
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06-23-2005 14:01
Is there any pills to get my insanity back down to normal? O.o
I have the: SL WITHDRAWL SYNDROME I've had it for at least three days and I keep thinking the crash logger is out to get me, and something to do with cheese and whipped topping used as hair gel, Cure me doctor!  _____________________
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Aliasi Stonebender
Return of Catbread
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06-23-2005 14:39
Other good ones for the creative and stupid alive.
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Chance Abattoir
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06-23-2005 16:00
Just bored at work so thought I would post...enjoy 7. Specify that your drive thru order is 'To Go' 8. Put mosquito netting around your desk at work and play a cd of jungle music all day. #7- So you're that guy! #8-  :: Scratches head and wonders what strangely syncopated, drum and bass-heavy dance music with snarling, heavily echoed synths has to do with mosquitos. ::_____________________
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Garoad Kuroda
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06-23-2005 20:44
These are good--more needed !
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Siggy Romulus
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06-23-2005 22:40
Spend the entire day ending each sentence with "In accordance with the prophecy"
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Nolan Nash
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06-23-2005 22:47
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
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Jeffrey Gomez
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06-23-2005 22:52
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that. I do this all the time. Am I certifiable yet? At work, disguise your voice as one of those guys from Office Space. For extra credit, mention the red stapler or "paper-jam." _____________________
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Olympia Rebus
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06-24-2005 07:58
You're funny.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that. I don't do that, but that's one of the answers my oracle gives  9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON! This is the third time this week!" My dad pulled a similar stunt in Las Vegas. Every time he got change from a change machine he'd joke that he liked this [slot] machine because it gave 100% payback. I remember one lady looking at him in horrified contempt- she thought he was serious! _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
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06-24-2005 08:03
I do this all the time. Am I certifiable yet? At work, disguise your voice as one of those guys from Office Space. For extra credit, mention the red stapler or "paper-jam." HAHAHAH! I watched that film last night, I think 'I believe you have my stapler' is one of my all time fav wav's in game! _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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06-24-2005 08:11
Need a 'healthy level of insanity'?
Join Reverend Billy and the 'Stop Shopping Gospel Choir' at your local Wal-Mart, Starbucks, or Disney Store. Recite the First Amendment in a public space or a retail outlet near you. |