05-27-2005 13:16
Yea, I'm sure half the people reading that subject just clicked because they said "WTF??"


I don't want to cause any drama,
I but I really can't stand Java,
Because to play a first-person-shooter,
I'd need a super-computer!


Java is the best,
To meet your deadline unstressed,
Because your project would go slowly,
If you had to use C only!


This one is ripped off someone else, from a thread on another forum I'm spamming.

I like Java.
I'd never uninstall.
Its programs won't destroy my computer,
Because they barely run at all.


My contribution to re-balance the ever-so-delicate serious vs. bull crap thread ratio on this forum...
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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!