Dear Jake,
One of my favorite off-topic features ("Ask Jake Anything"
was just bumped off the first page. The thought of losing this thread is filling me with the urge to kill, and my friends are getting kind of creeped out. My question is, what is the best way to dispose of a body?
Sincerely,
Dial "M" for murderousness
One of my favorite off-topic features ("Ask Jake Anything"

Sincerely,
Dial "M" for murderousness