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Front to back or back to front?

Front to back or back to front?

Front to back
7 (50.0%)

Back to front
1 (7.1%)

I don't wipe at all
6 (42.9%)

Total votes: 14
Zoey Jade
Registered User
Join date: 21 May 2003
Posts: 263
05-14-2005 21:15
Which way do you prefer to wipe?
Iridian Oz
Registered User
Join date: 9 Feb 2005
Posts: 141
05-14-2005 21:18
Depends, will you be standing on your head or right side up? :D
Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
05-14-2005 21:21
Whatz up with all of this "Bathroom" posts.. lol
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
05-14-2005 21:24
For guys, it doesnt really matter if you do circles... for ladies, it should be front to back - unless you like going to the doctor.
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
05-14-2005 21:25
It's a toilet fetish brought about by sexual frustration and lack of AV sex.
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David Lamoreaux

Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
05-14-2005 21:27
DAvid loves sex,

I heard he was a tester for this research:

http://home.stny.rr.com/scoober/Pictures/Eyeful.jpg
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Eboni Khan
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Join date: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,133
05-14-2005 21:28
From: Juro Kothari
For guys, it doesnt really matter if you do circles... for ladies, it should be front to back - unless you like going to the doctor.



Juro where does your intimate knowledge of the female region come from?
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
05-14-2005 21:28
10 minutes?? Amatuers! I go for the full 8 hour marathon fitness breat ogling!
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David Lamoreaux

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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
05-14-2005 21:31
From: Eboni Khan
Juro where does your intimate knowledge of the female region come from?

I have two younger sisters and being the eldest, I had to help out when they were babies - thus I learned the secret of wiping.
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Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
05-14-2005 21:39
I FOUND A PIC OF DAVID!!! HAHA

i knew he was NAUGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://home.stny.rr.com/scoober/Pictures/ToiletMan.jpg
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Chloe Platini
MEOW
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 332
05-14-2005 21:41
From: wuvme Karuna
I FOUND A PIC OF DAVID!!! HAHA

i knew he was NAUGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://home.stny.rr.com/scoober/Pictures/ToiletMan.jpg



omg ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wuv is that you???????? the girl i mean..
David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
05-14-2005 21:43
From: wuvme Karuna
I FOUND A PIC OF DAVID!!! HAHA

i knew he was NAUGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://home.stny.rr.com/scoober/Pictures/ToiletMan.jpg



LOL! That gives me an idea..... ;)
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David Lamoreaux

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Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
05-14-2005 21:43
omg chloe!!!!! LOL does it look like im some kinda bathroom whore who shows her ass in the forums.... GURL i dunno who u mistakin me for.. but that wench aint me!! LOL

wuv u long time though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
05-14-2005 21:44
From: wuvme Karuna
I FOUND A PIC OF DAVID!!! HAHA

i knew he was NAUGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://home.stny.rr.com/scoober/Pictures/ToiletMan.jpg

EEEwwwwww.... that's SO nasty.. I mean did you *see* how damaged that girls hair is??! She needs a hot oil treatment or something.
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Wuvme Karuna
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Join date: 6 Jun 2004
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05-14-2005 21:45
ROFL

omg i just seen her hair..... talk about a treatment :eek:
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
05-14-2005 22:23
Oops, ment to do, don't wipe at all. I clicked the wrong one, oh well!
Wuvme Karuna
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Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
05-14-2005 22:23
From: nimrod Yaffle
Oops, ment to do, don't wipe at all. I clicked the wrong one, oh well!



Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeeee
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
05-14-2005 22:46
Where's the "Threw up on your keyboard" option??????
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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
05-14-2005 22:54
From: wuvme Karuna
Whatz up with all of this "Bathroom" posts.. lol


Sorry I may have kicked this off...although I've been influenced by another thread which diverted into cheap toilet humor, at the expense of a reputable ANAL products research and manufacturing facility named ANALTECH (R). (The logical choice...) ANALTECH (R)

If you look at the linked website, you will see the latest design for the world's most technologically advanced midget sized toilet seats. (You will find them pictured in the storage cabinet photo, which is also another fine ANALTECH (R) product.) These amazing toilet seats re-adjust to the shape of the user's ass, I mean...posterior quarters, and almost magically clean themselves if you have an accident. The deluxe version also has an advanced cooling feature which cools your...you know, if a sitting lasts longer than five minutes. The full-sized version is expected to be released later this year...
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
05-14-2005 23:38
What about the wipe INWARD direction? Don't tell me you limit yourself to only the x and y axes.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
05-14-2005 23:45
Don't some Europeans not use any at all? :eek: Those squirt things or whatever...

Or is that just a high society thing?
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
05-15-2005 10:11
It's called a bidet and is much more sanitary than smearing your ass with paper.

Bidets and other similar washing devices are common around the world and are gaining in popularity here in the U.S. as people realize the benefits of 'washing' vs. 'wiping'.
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Garoad Kuroda
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Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
05-15-2005 22:29
Ah yea, that's the word....sorry for my lack of ANAL TECHNOLOGY, I will study harder!!!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
05-15-2005 23:11
From: Garoad Kuroda
Ah yea, that's the word....sorry for my lack of ANAL TECHNOLOGY, I will study harder!!!

It's not just anal, Garoad, remember.. girls use them too. Most bidet's have two sprays on them.. one for the 'front' and one for the 'back' areas.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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05-15-2005 23:24
Wow, I must study harder! :D
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!