The solution to world hunger
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Darwin Appleby
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08-02-2003 11:55
It costs 79 cents a day sponser a hungry child. It costs 2.99 a minute to have phone sex. An hour of phone sex can feed 227 and a half hungry children. Why don't we just get the hungry children to talk dirty to us?
--Greg Giraldo
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Jonathan VonLenard
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08-02-2003 13:59
Darwin, you are the funiest bastard in SL.... I'm not gonna stop laughing about this one for months....
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Carrera LeFay
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OMG! ROTFL!!!
08-02-2003 16:15
Can't...catch...breath!!!!
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CrowCatcher Valen
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While you may be funny...
08-02-2003 16:35
You are also very sick.
ROFLMAO.
I have no response for this D, and really, am kinda glad I don't.
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Neo Valen
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the solution to world hunger
08-03-2003 10:20
is most likely a good preventative, a 75 cent condom. That or you could write a nice letter to the condom companies and ask them nicely to donate some to send to countrries and families that don't know how to stop making kids. Problem solved.
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Darwin Appleby
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08-03-2003 10:28
Neo, political statements get their own thread plz 
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James Miller
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08-03-2003 10:51
Nice idea, Darwin  |
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Neo Valen
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08-03-2003 13:09
what's po;itical about that? It's a simple soltution, tell me where politics are involved?
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Jack Digeridoo
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08-07-2003 11:45
this was the second thing i saw today that made my jaw drop. shame!
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Huns Valen
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08-09-2003 05:29
You could ask the Pope to stop telling Catholics not to use condoms, that might help just a little. Anyone from a Catholic family knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about. I have like six or seven uncles and aunts.
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Dionysus Starseeker
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08-09-2003 12:40
I thought eating babies was the solution... hmm... my english teachers must've lied to me
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Darwin Appleby
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08-09-2003 14:38
I went to China once and really it's waaay overpopulated. It's really frustrating just getting from the sidewalk to a waitng taxi, and sometimes you feel like just screaming, "STOP HAVING SEX!!!"
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Eggy Lippmann
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08-09-2003 15:09
Kill half of them and feed them to the other half. When they're done eating start all over again. Soon there wont be anyone left to starve =P
Or just get me some free lipo and send the resulting tub of lard to africa.
Maybe they can make good money selling soap!
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Neo Valen
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08-10-2003 13:29
good one lippy, LMAO, i mean eggy, just saw i mistyped that, lmao.
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Eddie Escher
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08-11-2003 10:19
Eggy, did you recently watch "Soylent Green" (the Charlton Heston film from '73) before posting??? lol
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Eggy Lippmann
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08-19-2003 01:58
Nope. Everyone talks about it. I wonder what the portuguese title for that one would be, so I could look it up at the media library.
I just like saying randomly cruel things.
I dont really mean it, but its fun.
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Zantras Sklar
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I say we...
08-21-2003 10:43
...eat convicted felons.
Consider this. With a U.S. population of around 1,355,748 convicted felons currently in prison, you could feed a whole lot of people.
You can use cows, but heck, why kill innocent cows?
A 1000lb steer provides about 432 pounds of meat.
The average human being can provide 25 - 50 pounds of meat, dependent upon weight and muscle mass.
1,355,748 felons, skinned and dressed, would provide about 33,893,700 pounds of fresh meat. Most people consume anywhere from 1 - 2 pounds of meat per meal. That means you'd be able to give 16,946,850 people a good, hot meal.
Also, the economic benefits are astounding. At about $21,129 per prisoner, the government (or taxpayers) would save themselves about $28, 645, 599, 491.00 per year in housing, medical, and legal fees.
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Code Smith
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Re: I say we...
08-21-2003 10:59
From: someone Originally posted by Zantras Sklar
...eat convicted felons. Hey, If you become a convicted felon yourself I'm sure you'll be 'eating' plenty of them... |