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Male and Female Reproductive Scripts
Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 2,779
08-28-2003 21:40
This is a script to mimic the reproductive system of the male and female.

MALE:


integer breastsize = llGetBreastSize(key id);

if (breastsize <10)
{
llSetStatus(STATUS_FLIRTING, TRUE);
llFreshenBreath();
}

FEMALE:

integer money = llGetWalletSize(key id);

if (money <100)
{
llSetStatus(STATUS_FLIRTING, TRUE);
llSmileEnticingly();
}

ROSIE O'DONNALD:

integer food = llGetFoodAmount(key id)

if (food = <100000)
{
llSetStatus(STATUS_PIGGING, TRUE);
}

NOTE: This is just a joke guys and gals, nothing personal :) I realize NOT all guys judge women only by their breast size, and not all women judge men only by the amount of money they have. I DO though hold that last one to be true ;)
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Christopher Omega
Oxymoron
Join date: 28 Mar 2003
Posts: 1,828
08-28-2003 22:38
::shoots darwin with tazer gun for insulting one of my idols:: :p
Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
08-29-2003 00:35
yea! Rosie is cool.. be nice!
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Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 895
08-29-2003 15:04
LOL Darwin :D
si Money
The nice demon.
Join date: 21 May 2003
Posts: 477
08-29-2003 16:20
I think all of your comparisons are backwards?
Nada Epoch
The Librarian
Join date: 4 Nov 2002
Posts: 1,423
08-30-2003 10:36
From: someone
Originally posted by si Money
I think all of your comparisons are backwards?

heh yeah, clearly i want a woman with the largest breastes possible, a man with the fullest wallet possible, and a... whatever rosie wants with the most food possible!
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i've got nothing. ;)
Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 2,779
08-30-2003 11:03
OOPS mmkay that's what you get for making jokes at night LOL

< = > Ok?

integer breastsize = llGetBreastSize(key id);

if (breastsize >10)
{
llSetStatus(STATUS_FLIRTING, TRUE);
llFreshenBreath();
}

FEMALE:

integer money = llGetWalletSize(key id);

if (money >100)
{
llSetStatus(STATUS_FLIRTING, TRUE);
llSmileEnticingly();
}

ROSIE O'DONNALD:

integer food = llGetFoodAmount(key id)

if (food = >100000)
{
llSetStatus(STATUS_PIGGING, TRUE);
}



THERE WE GO :)
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Touche.