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The Toot Your Own Horn Thread - quench your thirst for attention...
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
04-26-2005 17:21
...here, so i don't have to read it elsewhere. Thanks!
Trinity Serpentine
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Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
04-26-2005 18:14
*pulls out horn, clears throat...*

TOOT!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast.
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
04-26-2005 18:16
If I could "toot my own horn" I certainly wouldn't have time to post on forums :)
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Trinity Serpentine
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04-26-2005 18:17
*Shrugs, clears throat and toots Siggy's horn for him*
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Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast.
- The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
04-26-2005 18:19
Ohhh... this should be entertaining!

Sidenote: it's probably a good thing men cannot (for the mostpart) toot thier own horn.. they'd all be single and never leave the house.
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Siggy Romulus
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04-26-2005 18:22
Damn straight Juro - my life would change! nothing would matter anymore..

....TV is shit tonight - no problem nmmmnmmnmmmnmmnmm
.... Theres a kid in line at the bank with 5 barrels of pennies... no problem! nnmnmmnmmnmmnmnmmn

Siggy.
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The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.

From: Jesse Linden
I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Gydeon Fox
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Join date: 4 Mar 2005
Posts: 148
Uh...
04-26-2005 18:24
Assuming that you can manage to toot your own horn, wouldn't doing that in a public place get you arrested?


Gydeon.
Agatha Palmerstone
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04-26-2005 18:24
From: Juro Kothari
Ohhh... this should be entertaining!

Sidenote: it's probably a good thing men cannot (for the mostpart) toot thier own horn.. they'd all be single and never leave the house.


There would be no buildings. Or people.
Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
04-26-2005 18:29
Sure there would. There are lots of women architects and contractors out there. Men would be come seed providers and would proabably be kept in small, yet comfortable stalls where they would be fed a sound meal 3x a day. Once in a while, they would be removed and seed harvested for women who could then go on and continue to propogate the world with new humans.
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Gydeon Fox
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Film at Eleven.
04-26-2005 18:31
In the news today, a man collapsed in a bank due to seriously injuries suffered while tooting his own horn. He was taken to the local hospital, where he was treated for spinal stress fractures. When asked if it was worth it, he replied that he should have just gone to his girlfriend's house instead. More on this story as it develops.


Gydeon.
Paolo Portocarrero
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Join date: 28 Apr 2004
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04-26-2005 21:05
Auto-fellatio tall tales aside, I'm just too damn sexy for my SL skin. How's dat? :p
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Lecktor Hannibal
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04-26-2005 21:16
Toot Sweets - the magical musical treat !!! *tewt*
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Maeve Morgan
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04-26-2005 21:31
From: Paolo Portocarrero
Auto-fellatio tall tales aside, I'm just too damn sexy for my SL skin. How's dat? :p


Yeah well I'm the hottest grey chick ever :p
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
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04-27-2005 00:05
From: Siggy Romulus
Damn straight Juro - my life would change! nothing would matter anymore..

....TV is shit tonight - no problem nmmmnmmnmmmnmmnmm
.... Theres a kid in line at the bank with 5 barrels of pennies... no problem! nnmnmmnmmnmmnmnmmn

Siggy.

You sick man! I love it! :)

I just know, if that was the case, you'd be making an appointment to see your oral surgeon to have your teeth removed and get some dentures! ;)
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Jsecure Hanks
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04-27-2005 01:29
Toot my own horn! Yeah!

I'MSOGREAT*I'MTHEGREATEST*NOBODYISASCOOLASME*I'MWONDERFUL*EVERYONELOVESME*I'MTHEMAN*THEWORLDISMYFANCLUB

Ok, I'm done :)