A Poem For Girls
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Arbel Vogel
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05-02-2005 06:31
(I did not write this, but I find it amusing.)
A Poem For Girls (should be changed to "A Poem For Women", you'll see)
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
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Tito Gomez
Mi Vida Loca
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05-02-2005 06:53
Amusing it is! Be back, need to spam all my friends with it  |
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
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05-02-2005 08:39
Great poem babe! 
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Arbel Vogel
Burstin' w/Fruit Flavor
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05-02-2005 08:50
From: David Valentino Great poem babe! I'll just reply to that with a "rawr". rawr 
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
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05-02-2005 08:59
From: Arbel Vogel I'll just reply to that with a "rawr". rawr Actually..I call women "babe", "hun", "darlin", "sweets", "m'lady" and even sometimes "Ma'am". I don't mean it disrespectfully. In fact, quite the opposite. I don't treat women disrespectfully at all, and am quite a gentleman (outside of the bedroom). One time at a bar, a cocktail waitress got mad at me because I said, "Thank you ma'am", which I thought was a term of respect (it used to be). She got angry because it made her sound old...lol. I've had women call me all sorts of pet names, like honey, sugar, darling, hun, baby, etc...and I would never consider being offended by it.
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Arbel Vogel
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05-02-2005 09:06
From: David Valentino Actually..I call women "babe", "hun", "darlin", "sweets", "m'lady" and even sometimes "Ma'am".
I don't mean it disrespectfully. In fact, quite the opposite. I don't treat women disrespectfully at all, and am quite a gentleman (outside of the bedroom).
One time at a bar, a cocktail waitress got mad at me because I said, "Thank you ma'am", which I thought was a term of respect (it used to be). She got angry because it made her sound old...lol.
I've had women call me all sorts of pet names, like honey, sugar, darling, hun, baby, etc...and I would never consider being offended by it. It's ok, I didn't get that impression of you being disrespectful. Hell, I don't get offended by that either. It flatters me most of the time. But there are times when you can tell and sense that people use the terms to put the ladies (guys too) on a lower level, and that's what I don't like.
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
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05-02-2005 09:07
From: David Valentino Actually..I call women "babe", "hun", "darlin", "sweets", "m'lady" and even sometimes "Ma'am".
I don't mean it disrespectfully. In fact, quite the opposite. I don't treat women disrespectfully at all, and am quite a gentleman (outside of the bedroom).
One time at a bar, a cocktail waitress got mad at me because I said, "Thank you ma'am", which I thought was a term of respect (it used to be). She got angry because it made her sound old...lol.
I've had women call me all sorts of pet names, like honey, sugar, darling, hun, baby, etc...and I would never consider being offended by it. I call women "chickie" and close female friends "ho"  Intent really is the key here...but make sure everybody is on the same page when it comes to your intent or you may be in for a surprise when you call your girlfreind a HO. |
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Arbel Vogel
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05-02-2005 09:14
From: Aimee Weber I call women "chickie" and close female friends "ho" Intent really is the key here...but make sure everybody is on the same page when it comes to your intent or you may be in for a surprise when you call your girlfreind a HO. "girlie", "hun", and "sweetie" are the main ones for my girl friends. "dude", "man", "hun", and "oh my dear god" for the guys.
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David Valentino
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05-02-2005 10:03
From: Arbel Vogel "oh my dear god" for the guys.[/QUOTE LOL!! Yes..it's true..we don't mind being called God..well..at least i don't...
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David Valentino
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05-02-2005 10:04
From: Aimee Weber I call women "chickie" and close female friends "ho" Intent really is the key here...but make sure everybody is on the same page when it comes to your intent or you may be in for a surprise when you call your girlfreind a HO. hehe..very true. I prefer calling my girlfriend a slut myself...but only in the sweetest, kindest sense of the word...
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Vanillia Tapioca
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05-02-2005 12:50
hehe.. ty passing this one on ) goodness david... lol... *no comment * |
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Essence Lumin
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05-02-2005 21:21
So sorry, I'm going to pay for this one day, probably soon. Your poem, reminded me for some reason of this song from the other end of the spectrum From: someone
Shel Silverstein Liberated Lady 1999 lyrics
She's a liberated lady and she's looking out for herself
And she don't need your protection and she does not want your help
And if you're lookin' for some pretty little flower
You better go look somewhere else cause I warn you she's a liberated lady
She got off work at the foundry she was a feelin' kinda beat
On the bus she had to stand and let some fellah have her seat
And then she pinched the ass of a guy whopassed her walkin' down the street
When he called a cop she didn't quite understand
When she stopped off on the corner for her double shot of rye
When some guy lit her cigarette she punched him in the eye
And then he kicked her in the balls it was enough to make her cry
But she stood there and she took it like a man
(She's a liberated lady and she smokes them big cigars
You're gonna find her drinkin' boilermakers at the corner bar
And in thirty seconds flat she'll change a flat tire on your car
Look out she's a liberated lady)
She come home to find her darlin' husband cryin' in distress
She says why ain't supper ready and why is this house a mess
He said the kids have drove me crazy and I need a brand new dress
And how come you don't ever take me dancin'
She sat down to smoke her pipe and she thought back to the time
When she was satin silk and lace with nothin' on her mind
But now she's gotta mow the lawn and gotta pay the bills on time
And pray to Mrs God she don't get drafted
Oh she got into bed that evenin' and she strapped her dildo on
Climb on top of him and said okay let's get it on
He said you know I've got my period and my headache isn't gone
And he fell asleep the chauvinistic bastard oh
(She's a liberated lady...
I say look out she's a liberated lady
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