Please STFU about how teleports and asset servers suck. Then reduce your inventory down from 'warehouse' to 'public-storage' size. Then, start paying monthly fees so LL may upgrade the necessary hardware.
Lately all I've heard on this board, aside from the usual personal attacks vs. lacking/over moderation, is people complaining about how their little world isn't absolutely perfect.
On that note, if you need a fast way to get around the mainland, I'm selling working rocket packs. Please send and IM and a couple hundred bucks to Burke Prefect. I'll hook you up when I get in later.
*submits this peice of troll bait and goes to get dinner.*