I have had a few of these experiences and was wondering if anyone else had any funny stories to share. Please hurry because I am bored at work

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ZsuZsanna Raven
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Join date: 19 Dec 2004
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07-06-2005 10:46
Have you ever thought about random purchases that when put together seem...well odd. Lets say you go to the store and just need a few off the wall items. You happen to need some safety pins, duct tape, saran wrap, bleach, garbage bags, lotion etc. Now these are normal items, but buying these items all at once may make you appear like you are some sort of lunatic or serial killer preparing for a big night. Let alone the fact that the cashier ringing you up is wondering if she saw you recently on America's Most Wanted.
I have had a few of these experiences and was wondering if anyone else had any funny stories to share. Please hurry because I am bored at work ![]() _____________________
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
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07-06-2005 11:08
'It puts the lotion on IT'S skin'
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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07-06-2005 13:46
Well not a buying story specifically, but I did once have a rather odd combination of stuff in my car that I was transporting that I would have had a really difficult time explaining should I have been pulled over.
2 live possums 1 brief case full of hand guns 1 brief case full of ammo 1 bottle of Jack Daniels Ok - the possums broke into my house and I captured them with a live trap. The guns belonged to my former tenant and I was holding them for him while he moved. The bottle of JD I was taking to a friends party. So my intent was to: A) Drop the live possums off at the state park by my house. B) Drop the guns & ammo off at my former tenants house. C) End up at my friends party with bottle of JD in hand. All points of the destination were in a line and on the way to the final destination point. All I can say is thank heaven I was not pulled over by a cop. ![]() _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Red Mars
What?
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 469
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07-06-2005 14:16
Well not a buying story specifically, but I did once have a rather odd combination of stuff in my car that I was transporting that I would have had a really difficult time explaining should I have been pulled over. 2 live possums 1 brief case full of hand guns 1 brief case full of ammo 1 bottle of Jack Daniels OK, that's one helluva party _____________________
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
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07-06-2005 14:21
....or an really twisted inspiration for Joe Cartoon.
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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07-06-2005 14:28
....or an really twisted inspiration for Joe Cartoon. OMG - Joe Cartoon is my HERO! But really.... I did drop the possums off at the state park, alive and happy. Dammit! Really, I did. ![]() _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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HoseQueen McLean
curiouser & curiouser
Join date: 23 Apr 2004
Posts: 918
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07-06-2005 14:34
A friend of mine get her prescriptions for birth control pills and pre-natal vitamins filled at the same time. She swears the vitamins keep her hair and nails beautiful, but I'm sure she gets some odd looks picking them both up together!
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