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Prophet Yahweh
Jack Digeridoo
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Join date: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 1,170
06-15-2005 13:58
From: someone

"THE SPACESHIP WILL DESCEND BETWEEN JULY 1ST AND JULY 15TH"


So get ready
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Chance Abattoir
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Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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06-16-2005 17:47
Did you meet him or something?

I predict that many UFO's will be seen on July 4, 2006.
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Chip Midnight
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Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
06-16-2005 19:12
We need details! I'd forgotten all about him. What ended up happening with his "demonstration"?
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Urusula Zapata
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Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
06-17-2005 05:54
Has he gotten the space ship here yet? :D
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Jack Digeridoo
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06-17-2005 06:55
Since he showed up it's been mostly preaching and hype.

- He said 20,000 alien space ships were going to arrive and cut off oil from the mid east
- All religions outlawed, others punishable by death (nice creators eh!)
- He admitted he was at a psychiatrist who said he was mentally ill, and he admitted he was taking medication
- Someone gave him a large sum of money but the cheque bounced and his bank account was closed as a result.
- He claims "The Bloods" gang has rallied their support behind him.
- He went on longs rants about how homosexuals are sick/wrong. He says he knows because he was once one.
- He started a holy war against Christianity because the disciples are homosexuals and they put code in the gospels to make Jesus appear to be a homosexual.
- He asked as homosexuals to unsubscribe from his list.
- He's a polygamist.
- He's been on a lot of radio stations (I have a feeling own by the same parent company)
- Any other media outlets refuse to give him a voice
- So he got a private "summoning site" to do all the summonings. He's done ONE (1) since he announced his start date. And it was the worst video ever, all shaky.
- The voice in his head (God, Yahweh) told him to use BitTorrent. God likes open source, right on.

There's a spoof group called "Prophet Noweh". His last email:

From: someone

Dear List,

I have been living as a hermit crab for the past month. When I did my
first summoning at my new site, you could see how spectacular of a
site it was when none of the cars on the busy highway behind me cared
to stop and look... do they really think it is not real... geesh!

What more proof do my critics need? I have gained about 15 lbs, lost
hair, and the hair I have left is turning all grey!

I hear voices in my head more then ever and it is not just Yahweh! I
hear lots of female voices saying "take out the trash" , "put the
toilet seat down you fool" , "stop playing on that computer" , "stop
wasting money on balloons and helium" and many more...

It is tough have multiple wives...

We will win this in the end my students .

Best,

Prophet Yaweh
Married But Looking
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Chip Midnight
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06-17-2005 08:42
hehehe, he summons spaceships AND he's a comedian :p I think he seriously needs to change meds.
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Jack Digeridoo
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Join date: 29 Jul 2003
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06-17-2005 19:30
Prophet Noweh and Prophet Yahweh fight it out on a radio show :


Noweh vs Yahweh
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Ardith Mifflin
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Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,416
06-17-2005 19:52
From: Chance Abattoir
Did you meet him or something?

I predict that many UFO's will be seen on July 4, 2006.


Will a plucky and empowed stripper escape from the wreckage of LA, while her pilot boyfriend/fiancee travels into space with The Fly?
Chance Abattoir
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Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
06-17-2005 21:44
From: Ardith Mifflin
Will a plucky and empowed stripper escape from the wreckage of LA, while her pilot boyfriend/fiancee travels into space with The Fly?


I was thinking more along the lines of old glory waving and our national anthem playing while strange lights shoot across the sky. :o
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