Gnomes?

I knew it, SL is infested with little gnomes!!!! Look at the release notes.

"Linked attachments now keep their proper shape after many crossings
between simulators. Previously, small gnomes would appear and shove
the pieces apart, but only by a fraction of a millimeter each time.
We believe this was in an attempt to hide their nefarious plans, which
also involved underpants."

We must now hide all our underpants!!!!!!!!

Some of us don't use underpants! We laugh at the gnomes!

What is so scary about Gnomes? They are just little wooden things. No harm done.

There was a time when Earth was young,
and evil ruled our homes.
No good could save us from our fate,
until the coming of the Gnomes.
Through invention and curiosity,
through fast speech and faster hands,
orcs, ogres, and even trolls,
were forced to flee the lands.

Gnomes, Gnomes,
the heroes of the past.
Gnomes, Gnomes,
never came in last.

Fighters, clerics, magi, and thieves,
they fought in all ways.
Goblins, gnolls, and kobolds,
were slain over many days.

Gnomes, Gnomes,
the heroes of the past.
Gnomes, Gnomes,
never came in last.

As time went by and good was restored,
the Gnomes finally returned home.
The people never forgot,
the power of the Gnomes.

Gnomes, Gnomes,
the heroes of the past.
Gnomes, Gnomes,
never came in last.

You need a hobby...

HAHAHA when JAMES says you need a hobby you REALLY need to get one

heheh bite me james =p.....darwin....bite james LOL =p

Maerl, when you get that hobby...please don't make it poetry .

Gnomes, Elfs, Fairies UNITE *says with an evil grin* My friends had nothing to do with it *bats her purdy purple elfin eyes


ehehehehe Maerl this is my hobby too

CatC

I'm a Lurikeen - can I unite too?

I didn't know Steven Tyler of Aerosmith was a Lurikeen..

He's a Lurikeen at heart!

Oh nose you're losing it! You're refering yourself in 3rd person again.

I should use that technique next time to an annoying trial user. "Please don't bother Chef, he's a bad bad man"

Boo, Chef! Dont steal my schitzo shtick! Eurb thought it was funny but Steven and I think that would be a bad move on your part

Hahaha
Boo! No more 'OH YEAH!' from Kool-Aid Man (R)(TM) for all of you.

HAhaha

We have successfully taken over this thread! I dare anyone to try and post here!

Devlin...you didnt like the poem? <sniff sniff>

Actually the poem was kinda good, I was just teasing.

awww Dev.....i was teasing too hehehe.....heres another!! lol

Sound the alarm!
Sound the alarm I say!
The gnomes are coming!
The gnomes are coming this way!

Beat your pots and pans
Beat them from all angles
Bang a gong, ring a bell
And loudly clang triangles.

Clear the streets!
Clear the streets one and all.
Stand up on the sidewalk
Stand up against a wall.

Gather up your dogs and cats
Gather them up inside your houses.
Find your children and their friends
Find your cousins and their spouses.

Prepare yourself for when they come
When the gnomes come into town
Everyone knows, yes, everyone knows
Gnomes put on the best parade around.

So, beat your pots and pans
Beat them again and again.
Bang a gong, ring a bell
And the gnomes will entertain.

Here they come! Here they come!
Here they come at last.
So, make a path everybody
Everybody make a path.

Give three cheers for the gnomes
And three cheers for their kin
Everybody is ready already
So let the show begin.


Gnome Poem #5 Random Rhymes

No known gnomes know any gnomes
Now known as the gnome named Gerome.

Older gnomes have brittle bones
Younger gnomes do not.
Nimble gnomes tumble home
A rolling gnome gathers no moss.

Gnomes need noodles
Not new needles.

No-one knows gnome noses
Like gnomes know gnome noses.
Its been known that gnomes
Have grown new noses.

Gnome's names never change
Gnome's names stay the same.

A gnome named Stu knew a gnu.
Stu knew a gnu, do you?

A gnome's nose began to glow,
He curled and froze his toes.
Now he's known by every gnome
As the glowing nosed, frozen toed gnome.

Nine blind mimes find nine fine lime-lined mines.
Nary a gnome found a home nor a blind mime's lime-lined mine.

A chrome-domed gnome
Has no use for a comb.
There's no hair up there.
Anywhere!

Gnomes look weird
Without their beards.

It has been shown
That gnomes who use phones
Are never alone.

If you are selective
When choosing a detective
Just pick up the phone
And ask for one of us,
We're The Sherlock Gnomes.

Seven coycat gnomes
Sitting on a fence
One fell off,
None were left.

Gnomes in homes know
Gerome's poems about gnomes.

Oh,
Give me a gnome where the leprechauns roam
And the dwarves and the elves and imps play
Where seldom we scold a grumpy old troll
And the sprites have got nothing to say.
Gnome, gnome on the range
Where the dwarves and the elves and imps play
Where seldom we scold a grumpy old troll
And the sprites have got nothing to say.



If you made it this far....your really really bored lol.....hugs to all =]