SecondLife Gamers For S.L.U.T.S.

Not a troll, but a tease, and cause they reminded me to post this

SecondLife Urban Tactics Squad or S.L.U.T.S. is a brigade of trained enforcers who practice urban tactics using simulated open environments (ie. the entire grid). SLUTS will randomly be assigned 'missions' like hostage rescue, man hunting, or riot suppression. They will be delivered to the designated area by air, descend from above, and play soldier.

It's something to do.
SLUTS will pay a $350 sign up fee to be equipped with approved weapons and attachments for SLUTS missions. Missions will be conducted in random areas of varying density and lag. Anyone older than three months can join the squad.

Needed:
points-based combat system with skill levels and hit points.
low-lag 'nerf' weapons (18 0-listens on a single gun? wtf?).
multi-passenger vehicles.
costumes and uniforms.

What I have.
Space-Themed Armor with special scripts for squad combat and a multi-ammo-type weapon.
Easy to fly transportation.

Moved to Off-Topic.