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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 2,779
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08-03-2003 19:46
These are actual directions found on certain products around the
world!
1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details
inside!"
You think to your self (Shoplifters special)
2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upsode down"
(Too late)
3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
(Just as day follows night)
4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
(As opposed to what now?)
5. On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
(Talk about your news flash)
6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
Interesting.
7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! Please do not try to stop with hands or
genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Touche.
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David Cartier
Registered User
Join date: 8 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,018
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Re: Another of Darwin's Rants
08-04-2003 09:46
Well suicide is like a hobby for Swedes, so you never know... From: someone Originally posted by Darwin Appleby
These are actual directions found on certain products around the
world!
7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! Please do not try to stop with hands or
genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) |
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CrowCatcher Valen
Senior Member
Join date: 2 May 2003
Posts: 290
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Is that true????
08-04-2003 16:55
We can find out by asking our friend turned redcoat traitor, Jonathan Von Leonard.
Jon? Are your genitals in danger?
Crow
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"Without sin, the universe is a Solemn Game: and there is no good game without rules."
C.S. Lewis
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Derek Jones
SL's Second Oldest Monkey
Join date: 18 Mar 2003
Posts: 668
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08-05-2003 07:36
I got an e-mail with something very similar. Cept there was no chainsaw, but a korean kitchen knife or something said, "Warning, keep out of children."
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Neo Valen
Registered User
Join date: 29 Jan 2003
Posts: 228
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08-05-2003 14:51
EEver hear of touch of butter spread? i used to work for a grocery store and one time i had to get a price check for it. Looked at the shelf label got the price and did a double take. There wasn't enough room for the er in butter so the label read touch of butt. I laughed soo hard someone else had to finish the price check.
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Dragon Crossing
tattoo'd freak
Join date: 9 Jun 2003
Posts: 114
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08-05-2003 17:24
sunflower seeds. instructions: remove seed from shell, eat seed
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"man may trust man but we will never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind" m. moorcock
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