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Why drunken celebs shouldn't discuss politics on national TV

Nolan Nash
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08-29-2005 17:26
Tara Reid on Tararrism:

TARA: I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we’d have no terrorists left. Like, don’t kill innocent people for no reason. It’s not fair. We love everybody. We’d even like them if they said they’re sorry. It’s not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad. [pouts]
[awkward silence]
SAMY: In Monaco we are safe! No problems!
TARA: [agreeably] Nothing happens in this country! [jaunty music starts, camera switches to close-up of Tara’s hands dismembering a lobster]

*groan*

Makes for a humorus sig line though... Thanks Tara!
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Chance Abattoir
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08-29-2005 18:51
From: Nolan Nash
Tara reid on Tararrism:

TARA: I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we’d have no terrorists left. Like, don’t kill innocent people for no reason. It’s not fair. We love everybody. We’d even like them if they said they’re sorry. It’s not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad. [pouts]
[awkward silence]
SAMY: In Monaco we are safe! No problems!
TARA: [agreeably] Nothing happens in this country! [jaunty music starts, camera switches to close-up of Tara’s hands dismembering a lobster]

*groan*

Makes for a humorus sig line though... Thanks Tara!


With entertainment like that, who needs religion? :p
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Nolan Nash
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08-29-2005 19:10
From: Chance Abattoir
With entertainment like that, who needs religion? :p

Maybe we could watch the Battle of the Terrorist All-Stars on PPV! The revenue could be spent on developing more reality shows - because we sure don't have enough of them!!! ;)

The problem is though - after they all blow each other up, the rest of the world will fight over the deserted country that all the terrorists bought, and send us back to square one!

Infinite loop - but VH1 will LOVE IT! KA-CHING! :D
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08-29-2005 19:48
From: Nolan Nash

Infinite loop - but VH1 will LOVE IT! KA-CHING! :D


Is that the Sting Channel?
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Nolan Nash
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08-29-2005 19:49
From: Chance Abattoir
Is that the Sting Channel?

I think it's the Tommy Lee channel. :)
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Questions!
08-29-2005 20:16
Who is selling countries?

Do terrorists have good credit?

Whose name will appear on the terrorist's country's deed?

If terrorists buy your country, will you have to move if you are a nice person?

If you are a mean person, will the terrorists invite you to their new country?

If you do get invited, do you bring a gift or leave a bag of burning crap at the border crossing checkpoint?

If you have a reason to kill innocent people, does that make you a lesser terrorist?

If the terrorists hear that killing innocent people makes Tara Reid sad, will they be motivated to stop?

Does killing guilty people make Tara Reid sad?

If the terrorists apologize, will Tara Reid forgive them?
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Torley Linden
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08-29-2005 20:18
I really liked Tara Reid's performance on the movie American Pie. I don't think I've seen her in any other roles, though!
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Nolan Nash
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08-29-2005 20:24
From: Torley Torgeson
I really liked Tara Reid's performance on the movie American Pie. I don't think I've seen her in any other roles, though!

I agree with that.

More movies please Tara, it's what you do best!
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08-29-2005 20:26
See this is why I don't get involved in things I don't know about. BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM!

I like the spelling of "Tarrarism" though, perhaps she will perk us all up!
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Nolan Nash
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08-29-2005 20:40
From: Teeny Leviathan
Who is selling countries?
Dubai Crown Prince and UAE Defence Minister General Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum

From: Teeny Leviathan
Do terrorists have good credit?
Yes, but only with Kim Jong-il.

From: Teeny Leviathan
Whose name will appear on the terrorist's country's deed?
Former University of South Florida professor Sami Al-Arian.

From: Teeny Leviathan
If terrorists buy your country, will you have to move if you are a nice person?
No. But if you don't move, expect to end up in Guantanamo.

From: Teeny Leviathan
If you are a mean person, will the terrorists invite you to their new country?
Yes, especially if you were educated at an American university.

From: Teeny Leviathan
If you do get invited, do you bring a gift or leave a bag of burning crap at the border crossing checkpoint?
Either. Gifts are welcome, and burning poop can be used to cook dinner. Not a lot of trees around you know?

From: Teeny Leviathan
If you have a reason to kill innocent people, does that make you a lesser terrorist?
Yes. But you may have trouble getting a pre-paid bus pass.

From: Teeny Leviathan
If the terrorists hear that killing innocent people makes Tara Reid sad, will they be motivated to stop?
Only if she promises to go party with them.

From: Teeny Leviathan
Does killing guilty people make Tara Reid sad?
I don't know, but too many wine coolers sure does.

From: Teeny Leviathan
If the terrorists apologize, will Tara Reid forgive them?
Only if offered a four-pack of Seagrams Berry Flavored wine coolers.
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08-29-2005 22:40
From: Teeny Leviathan
Who is selling countries?
Do terrorists have good credit?
Whose name will appear on the terrorist's country's deed?
If terrorists buy your country, will you have to move if you are a nice person?
If you are a mean person, will the terrorists invite you to their new country?
If you do get invited, do you bring a gift or leave a bag of burning crap at the border crossing checkpoint?
If you have a reason to kill innocent people, does that make you a lesser terrorist?
If the terrorists hear that killing innocent people makes Tara Reid sad, will they be motivated to stop?
Does killing guilty people make Tara Reid sad?
If the terrorists apologize, will Tara Reid forgive them?


Weren't most of these questions answered during the Jesse wars? The answer to any of these questions can be found by following these 4 steps: 1.)argue the TOS, 2.) make bigger weapons, 3.) Launch planned raids, 4.) Autoturrets.
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Lo Jacobs
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08-29-2005 23:30
Oh, Tara.



Amazingly enough, this picture is less than a month old!
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Gabe Lippmann
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08-30-2005 09:29
That is awesome. I'd run down her version of running with the bulls in Pamplona, but I can't stop laughing at that pic.
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Pendari Lorentz
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08-30-2005 09:34
From: Nolan Nash
I agree with that.

More movies please Tara, it's what you do best!


She's been in a ton of movies.... http://imdb.com/name/nm0005346/ ... But she can't act worth a flip :p (unless the role is just herself with a different name)! She is fun to look at though! :D
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08-30-2005 16:00
From: Lo Jacobs
Oh, Tara.



Amazingly enough, this picture is less than a month old!


Apparently, Tara hasn't mastered that newfangled, infernal strap technology! :D
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