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Jabberbenny

Chandra Page
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Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 360
06-07-2005 16:16
And here's an excellent reason why the #secondlife IRC channel is damaging to one's sanity.


Jabberbenny

with profuse apologies to Lewis Carroll


'Twas blinging, and the hoochie toves,
Did gyre and lag the WA:
All mimsy were the newbiegoves,
And the FIC outgrae.

"Beware the Jabberben, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Bubbub bird, and shun
The frumious Kellysnatch!"

He took his vorpal prim in hand:
Long time the teleport he sought --
So rested he by the Rosedale sea,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberben, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulg plywood,
And griefed him as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal prim went llSnack()!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberben?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Pernicious day! Calooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas blinging, and the hoochie toves,
Did gyre and lag the WA:
All mimsy were the newbiegoves,
And the FIC outgrae.
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Tiger Crossing
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Join date: 18 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,560
06-07-2005 16:19
Twas rendering and the slythy newbs,
did gyre and gimble in the W.A.
All salesy were the baron-groves,
and the rugrats dismay.

Beware the JabberBen, my son!
The teeth that bite! The claws that catch!
Avoid the BubBub Bird,
and shun the Frumious Kellysnatch!

He took his Linden prim in hand,
long time the minxsome ho he sought
So rested he by the Ceadar01 tree,
and stood a while in thought.

And, as in punkish thought he stood,
the JabberBen with eyes of flame
Came waffling through the primy wood,
and IMed as it came!

Push one! Push two! And threw and threw!
The vorpal prim went shoving back!
Off it sped, and, presumed dead,
he went galumphing back.

And has thou slain the JabberBen?
Come to my club, my prokish boy.
"O frabjuous day! Calooh Callay!"
He typed out in his joy.

Twas rendering, and the slythy newbs,
did gyre and gimble in the W.A.
All salesy were the baron-groves,
and the rugrats dismay.
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splat1 Edison
Registerd Nut
Join date: 6 Sep 2004
Posts: 353
06-07-2005 16:26
markov chain based on forum people (Note I didnt make this but IRC people did :p )

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Prokofy Neva
Virtualtor
Join date: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 3,698
06-07-2005 16:44
rent my land

Gotta love that subliminal advertising. :D
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Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 7,903
06-07-2005 16:51
I loved the first one. But who is Jabberben?

coco
Chage McCoy
Aerodrome Janitor
Join date: 23 Apr 2004
Posts: 336
06-07-2005 17:08
JabberBenny is Ben Linden.

The term came about after I jabbed him on IRC.

<ChageWork> Jabby llBen
Jeska Linden
Administrator
Join date: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 2,388
06-07-2005 17:13
Moving this over to Off-Topic.
Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
06-07-2005 18:20
From: Chandra Page
And here's an excellent reason why the #secondlife IRC channel is damaging to one's sanity.


Jabberbenny

with profuse apologies to Lewis Carroll


'Twas blinging, and the hoochie toves,
Did gyre and lag the WA:
All mimsy were the newbiegoves,
And the FIC outgrae.

>>SNIP<<

.



Will you marry me?
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splat1 Edison
Registerd Nut
Join date: 6 Sep 2004
Posts: 353
06-08-2005 02:23
I dont own any land :p
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Gigas Bunny (Mule)
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You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.
Chandra Page
Build! Code. Sleep?
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 360
06-08-2005 16:49
From: Siggy Romulus
Will you marry me?


Only when you stop cybering yourself.
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
06-08-2005 18:19
From: Chandra Page
Only when you stop cybering yourself.


It's a tough job, but someone has to do it :p
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