Your Home Can Be Blessed Happy-Fun Time

For those of you who I have yet to meet in-game, I would like to say hello and introduce myself to my fellow SL'ers. To all those I've already met, I'd like to express what a pleasure it has been to meet you all.

My name is Lumm Rand, and I am the leader of a secret ninj-- I mean, store, in Jessie. I am currently stocking this store to provide high-quality items for your home and entertainment needs. While others in the Outlands focus on battle and the creation of firearms, my organization strives to create items that you may not find everywhere else, and we have nothing to do with ninjas or secret ninja organizations.

We already have a secret magical combination washer/dryer and a microwave available for purchase, with many more exciting items coming (including pre-loaded and customizable iPods and a VERY nice widescreen TV for the video game and home electronics lovers out there)!

Also, we welcome requests and ideas for new items, so please feel free to visit us! We're not ninjas.

The members of the Akuma-Jin group would just like to state for the record that the group as absolutely no affiliation with any SECRET NINJA ORGANIZATIONS.

This nasty rumor has been spreading throughout the world of Second Life, and we do not understand where the rumor even began.

Our store has nothing to do with Ninjas. We are but humble laundromat owners and home electronics dealers. We sell items for the home. We are a family oriented business. And most of all, we have nothing to do with Ninjas or SECRET NINJA ORGANIZATIONS.

Thank you,

Otto Fortune

P.S. We're not Ninjas.

OMG,

I think this about the funniest thing I have read in these forums. If your post had mentioned pointed sticks I would think you were a IRL buddy.

Of course we all know the pointed stick doesn't really exist - just a weapon of legand - such as the ninja.

Xavier