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Cyanide Leviathan

Xtreme Loser Squad

Join date: 12 Jun 2003

Posts: 408

07-20-2005 08:34

If World War II had been an RTS game, it may have gone a little something like this....

Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

Eisenhower has joined the game.*

paTTon has joined the game.*

Churchill has joined the game.*

benny-tow has joined the game.*

T0J0 has joined the game.*

Roosevelt has joined the game.*

Stalin has joined the game.*

deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america sux

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

paTTon: stfu

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck

deGaulle has left the game.*

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: wtf

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army

Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be an arss

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help

Hitler: o man ur focked

paTTon: oh what now biotch

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

benny-tow has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t

Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny~tow: wtf that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker

Stalin: rofl

T0J0: HAHAHHAA

Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

Stalin: OMG LMAO!

Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows

Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs

benny~tow: shut up noob

Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: fock u

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to hell lol

paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk

Eisenhower: yah this is

Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join

tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: omg dont be gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wtf is nukes?

T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!

T0J0 has been eliminated.*

The Allied team has won the game!*

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg noobs no re

T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck

T0J0 has left the game.*

Eisenhower has left the game.*

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: fock u all

tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

tru_m4n has left the game.*

benny~tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

Churchill has left the game.*

benny~tow has left the game.*

Stalin: i hate u all fags

Stalin has left the game.*

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

paTTon has been eliminated.*

paTTon: o sh1t!

paTTon has left the game.*

Page Raven

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Join date: 2 Jan 2005

Posts: 3

07-20-2005 08:56

Interesting...

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Arcadia Codesmith

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Join date: 8 Dec 2004

Posts: 766

07-20-2005 08:58

And yet it explains a lot about real wars...

Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

07-20-2005 17:42

Hahaha....well I thought it was pretty funny...!

From: someone

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

HAH! Best part!

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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Olympia Rebus

Muse of Chaos

Join date: 22 Feb 2004

Posts: 1,831

07-20-2005 19:24

Hitler[AoE], I tripple neg rated you for being such a big chump. A neg for each of those f_cking reichs. Yer on the my ignore list you murderous psycho jerk.

Benytow doesn't fool me I know your alt for (name removed who has bad mustashe and who thinks he's all that and a jar of mustard). Tripple neg for you too!!

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Seth Kanahoe

political fugue artist

Join date: 30 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,220

07-20-2005 19:48

fockin' classic. eye'm n awe.

Einsman Schlegel

Disenchanted Fool

Join date: 11 Jun 2003

Posts: 1,461

07-21-2005 05:43

Whoa, I think were getting a tad bit personal here.

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Reitsuki Kojima

Witchhunter

Join date: 27 Jan 2004

Posts: 5,328

07-21-2005 05:58

Reminds me an awful lot of the chatter around the table when we're playing Axis and Allies.

Of course, that tends to be somewhat more surreal and imaginative...

America: Wtf? Nobody ever fortifies california!

Japan: Because nobody ever expects the Japanese land invasion! Roll, sucker!

America: Oh yeah, well, nobody expected this either!

Japan: What the hell? Russia?!?! What are you doing off my coast with a naval fleet?

UK: I defect to the Axis side.

America: What?

Russia: You can't do that.

Germany: He can too, wankers.

Russia: The hell?

America: Ok, I'm going to use my bombs for Hiroshima and Nagasaki on London and Glasgow...

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I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.

Olympia Rebus

Muse of Chaos

Join date: 22 Feb 2004

Posts: 1,831

07-21-2005 08:46

From: Einsman Schlegel

Whoa, I think were getting a tad bit personal here.

Bennytow abuse reported me for calling him a "dictatortard" in world. Except I didn't go up to him and call him a 'tatortard. I was telling someone else he was a 'tatortard and he was spying on us and got his panties in a twist and cried to the lindens. Maybe he makes the teleports run on time but that's all he's good for.

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

07-21-2005 15:48

From: Reitsuki Kojima

Reminds me an awful lot of the chatter around the table when we're playing Axis and Allies.

Of course, that tends to be somewhat more surreal and imaginative...

America: Wtf? Nobody ever fortifies california!

Japan: Because nobody ever expects the Japanese land invasion! Roll, sucker!

America: Oh yeah, well, nobody expected this either!

Japan: What the hell? Russia?!?! What are you doing off my coast with a naval fleet?

UK: I defect to the Axis side.

America: What?

Russia: You can't do that.

Germany: He can too, wankers.

Russia: The hell?

America: Ok, I'm going to use my bombs for Hiroshima and Nagasaki on London and Glasgow...

WOW! You guys actually got that far in the game without going off on a completely off topic conversation that takes up the entire night???

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

If WWII had been an RTS...
Cyanide Leviathan Xtreme Loser Squad Join date: 12 Jun 2003 Posts: 408	07-20-2005 08:34 If World War II had been an RTS game, it may have gone a little something like this.... Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* Eisenhower has joined the game.* paTTon has joined the game.* Churchill has joined the game.* benny-tow has joined the game.* T0J0 has joined the game.* Roosevelt has joined the game.* Stalin has joined the game.* deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: ** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do ** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o ** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right *** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY ** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy holyhoyl*! T0J0 has been eliminated. The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck T0J0 has left the game.* Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie Churchill has left the game.* benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! paTTon has left the game.*
Page Raven Registered User Join date: 2 Jan 2005 Posts: 3	07-20-2005 08:56 Interesting... _____________________ I suck at life But I'm wicked cool **************** Page Raven
Arcadia Codesmith Not a guest Join date: 8 Dec 2004 Posts: 766	07-20-2005 08:58 And yet it explains a lot about real wars...
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	07-20-2005 17:42 Hahaha....well I thought it was pretty funny...! From: someone Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker HAH! Best part! _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Olympia Rebus Muse of Chaos Join date: 22 Feb 2004 Posts: 1,831	07-20-2005 19:24 Hitler[AoE], I tripple neg rated you for being such a big chump. A neg for each of those f_cking reichs. Yer on the my ignore list you murderous psycho jerk. Benytow doesn't fool me I know your alt for (name removed who has bad mustashe and who thinks he's all that and a jar of mustard). Tripple neg for you too!! _____________________
Seth Kanahoe political fugue artist Join date: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,220	07-20-2005 19:48 fockin' classic. eye'm n awe.
Einsman Schlegel Disenchanted Fool Join date: 11 Jun 2003 Posts: 1,461	07-21-2005 05:43 Whoa, I think were getting a tad bit personal here. _____________________
Reitsuki Kojima Witchhunter Join date: 27 Jan 2004 Posts: 5,328	07-21-2005 05:58 Reminds me an awful lot of the chatter around the table when we're playing Axis and Allies. Of course, that tends to be somewhat more surreal and imaginative... America: Wtf? Nobody ever fortifies california! Japan: Because nobody ever expects the Japanese land invasion! Roll, sucker! America: Oh yeah, well, nobody expected this either! Japan: What the hell? Russia?!?! What are you doing off my coast with a naval fleet? UK: I defect to the Axis side. America: What? Russia: You can't do that. Germany: He can too, wankers. Russia: The hell? America: Ok, I'm going to use my bombs for Hiroshima and Nagasaki on London and Glasgow... _____________________ I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.
Olympia Rebus Muse of Chaos Join date: 22 Feb 2004 Posts: 1,831	07-21-2005 08:46 From: Einsman Schlegel Whoa, I think were getting a tad bit personal here. Bennytow abuse reported me for calling him a "dictatortard" in world. Except I didn't go up to him and call him a 'tatortard. I was telling someone else he was a 'tatortard and he was spying on us and got his panties in a twist and cried to the lindens. Maybe he makes the teleports run on time but that's all he's good for. _____________________
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	07-21-2005 15:48 From: Reitsuki Kojima Reminds me an awful lot of the chatter around the table when we're playing Axis and Allies. Of course, that tends to be somewhat more surreal and imaginative... America: Wtf? Nobody ever fortifies california! Japan: Because nobody ever expects the Japanese land invasion! Roll, sucker! America: Oh yeah, well, nobody expected this either! Japan: What the hell? Russia?!?! What are you doing off my coast with a naval fleet? UK: I defect to the Axis side. America: What? Russia: You can't do that. Germany: He can too, wankers. Russia: The hell? America: Ok, I'm going to use my bombs for Hiroshima and Nagasaki on London and Glasgow... WOW! You guys actually got that far in the game without going off on a completely off topic conversation that takes up the entire night??? _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

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