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Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
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09-06-2005 16:17
The league of justice has shown me the way: We need much more leagues!
I propose the creation of the League Of Mind Bending! Here are my proposals
* Everyone is worth less than the exalted spiggot. The spiggot is foolproof. The spiggot is the law. Everyone is less than the spiggot.
* We should rally the Lindens to release mechanical crocodiles into Lake Lindenmere
* Compulsory national service for all new players. For their first week they must work in a factory producing scripted rubber ducks, made out of plastic.
* All events are cancelled except Tringo
* Every land parcel must contain a picture of the spiggot. No exceptions, except five lucky parcels to be chosen by lottery.
* The FIC must be found. If no FIC is found, one should be set up, and each member is to gain a golden mop.
* All scripts in SL should be re-coded to work backwards, effective immediately
* Linden labs should cease work on bugs. Instead, work should begin on researching new varieties of duck quack, which can be played in world at random times.
* To exclude pandering to the masses, new proposals will be adopted by vote. The proposal with the least votes wins.
Might I say this is not some joke league like that justice league. This is a serious league, and it has serious goals, none of which I can remember right now. Or haven't made up yet. Or nevermind.
That's the end of my grand speech. This was not an attempt at satire. At all.
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Kim Anubis
The Magician
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 921
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09-06-2005 16:27
Hooray!
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Dizzy Mandala
Spin Spin Sugar
Join date: 8 Feb 2004
Posts: 82
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09-06-2005 19:05
From: Jsecure Hanks * Everyone is worth less than the exalted spiggot. The spiggot is foolproof. The spiggot is the law. Everyone is less than the spiggot. You are such a spig. |
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Mike Westerburg
Who, What, Where?
Join date: 2 May 2004
Posts: 317
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09-07-2005 13:05
About time the Plastic rubber ducks and spiggots get some attention around here. I would also like to request that when members hail each other they quack like a duck but backwards.
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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09-07-2005 13:49
This is inane. We all know that through specially set up LL alts, people who shall remain nameless, but who you all KNOW, have gotten the Spiggot-Duck agenda pushed ahead of far more important SL issues. It is appaling to me that you claim this organization is not a joke like that other league when it quite clearly is.
I'm steaming madd! Those of us firmly behind the Friends of Virtual Flighless Fowl cry foul!
We are not being represented fairly and renounce your rampant Duckism. You are obviously trying to save your own financial interest through nefarious means. I DID notice how you tried to slide in the part of only allowing Tringo. I have it on good authority, from insiders to your group mind you, that you have a 5% interest in ALL Tringo pots. Talk about hypocrisy!
Why have I only just heard of this? Why are you trying to exclude pandering to the masses? Who decided the Spiggot was foolproof? Why don't all water bodies get mechanical crocs? Further, why not mechanical alligators?
YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS! Or maybe, because I'm busy setting up an SL gambling den, the dogs have to go out again and my wife needs me to open a jar in the kitchen. But the other citizens will surely be on your heiny. MARK My wor d s .......
KCAUQ! KCAUQ!
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Mike Westerburg
Who, What, Where?
Join date: 2 May 2004
Posts: 317
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09-07-2005 14:06
Harketh ! I shall request the release of the sharks with lasers next!
KCAUQ!
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