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Renewing fealty.
Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
07-11-2005 19:18
A long time ago, in a version far far away.... A simple newb, was proclaimed King of all Second Life...

Well, to be honest, he mainly proclaimed it himself.. much to the chagrin of many -- although he DID have the title 'King of SL', and noone could rightly dispute his claim!

After all, he WAS told he could be anything in SL... and so he became King.

Under the long and benevolent reign of King Morse Dillon the first... or Dillon Rex as he sometimes likes to be called, we have seen much expansion of the realms.

More land, less lag.. expansive features... custom animations, video and audio streaming, new prim shapes.... Did he not abolish taxes upon his peoples?? WHAT KING HAS DONE MORE?

Indeed! King Morse has been kind to all his subjects (for who can say what things may have been like WITHOUT King Morses gentle leadership? - can you say with 100% accuracy that these things would not have come to be WITHOUT our king?... I didn't think so!)

And so I'd like to take the time to reknew my pledge of fealty to King Morse Dillon the wise... King of all of Secondlife.. including the sandboxes and the gravely void sims!

Huzzah!
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Reitsuki Kojima
Witchhunter
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,328
07-11-2005 19:53
And thus begins the War of the Prim-roses, with the supporters of King Dillon on one side and King Phil on the other. This can only signal a long, bloody period of SL. I fear for my saftey.
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Jeffrey Gomez
Cubed™
Join date: 11 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,522
07-11-2005 20:03
Insert the Ulrika Holy Grail Sketch here.
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
07-11-2005 20:05
From: Reitsuki Kojima
And thus begins the War of the Prim-roses, with the supporters of King Dillon on one side and King Phil on the other. This can only signal a long, bloody period of SL. I fear for my saftey.


Perhaps, but Philip has never been 'King' of SL... in fact, he can't be! I've seen it over Morse's head :)

But we've been here before.. the argument ran something like:

person x : YOU ARE NOT KING!
Morse : Just logged on, yup, says I still am!

for about 8 pages.

Besides, Philp is my alt.. and he's a diety, not a lowly king.

Siggy.
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