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Max Murphy

Junior Member

Join date: 25 Aug 2003

Posts: 9

08-26-2003 14:22

SL keeps telling me that I cant resolve mature from PG sims What should I do?

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

08-26-2003 15:50

Trial users can't see mature sims to keep the people under 18 from seeing the naugty things that these mysterious sims contain.

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Rick Crossing

Registered User

Join date: 7 Apr 2003

Posts: 69

08-26-2003 17:11

Darwin,

Have you noticed how the Trial Users are almost obsessed about finding out what is going on in the Mature Zone.

Rick

James Miller

Village Idiot

Join date: 9 Jan 2003

Posts: 1,500

08-26-2003 20:11

Anything that is kept from someone, it will make people wonder about it. A note to newbies, the mature sims are basically the same as PG sims. Once you subscribe and you finally go to a mature sim, you will be like "Whoa, THIS was the big deal? Jeez, what hype..". Seriously, don't obsess, its not worth the effort. Have fun!

Huns Valen

Don't PM me here.

Join date: 3 May 2003

Posts: 2,749

08-26-2003 20:19

Time used ta be when you could build a huge erotic sculpture in an m-sim... now they delete that stuff 'cause it's visible from the PG sims! The only cool thing about m-sims is that you can showcase erotic stuff, but it has to be inside a structure. Oh yeah, you can also cuss like a sailor.

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Teeny Leviathan

Never started World War 3

Join date: 20 May 2003

Posts: 2,716

08-26-2003 20:49

From: someone

Originally posted by Rick Crossing
[BHave you noticed how the Trial Users are almost obsessed about finding out what is going on in the Mature Zone.

Rick

[/B]

I hope this filmstrip ( EB Films, copyright 1957) clears up some of the mystery behind mature sims.

Frame 1. "EB Films presents"

(tone)

Frame 2. "Cautionary Tales, Part VI"

(tone)

Frame 3. "A Date With Danger"

(tone)

Frame 4. Two typical 50's era teenagers, one male, the other female are standing in the SL Welcome Area, in front of a 50's era "Lucky Strike" billboard.

(Male Narrarator) "Meet Tommy and Tammy Theremin, typical SL teens. Brother and sister, and inseperable. So innocent...so helpful."

(tone)

Frame 5. Tommy: I hear that we are allowed to own more than 20 prims! Let's build that pony we've always wanted!

(tone)

Frame 6. Tammy: Tommy, you know dad wants us to build more crosses. A pony would be frivilous, and a waste of at least 7 prims!

(tone)

Frame 7. Tommy: As usual, you are right. Lets make crosses. They are only 2 prims each. I wonder why we make so many?

(tone)

Frame 8. Tammy: Yeah...they always disappear after dad goes out on "Ghost Night". What are they doing with them, burning em?

(tone)

Frame 9. Tommy: Tammy, you say the silliest things. (Another male voice in background shouts...)

(tone)

Frame 10. (Butch, the SL teen ruffian appears) Butch: (to Tommy) Hey Theremin! Have they dropped yet?

Tommy: You ask me that every day!

Tammy: Leave my brother alone, you...ruffian!

Butch: You two are so square! You will never move out of this sim.

(tone)

Frame 11. Butch: I hear there is another sim. Just past the smoking Lucy and Desi billboard...

Tammy: You lie, and there has to be at least 50 smoking Lucy and Desi billboards here!

Tommy: He just wants to de-rez your sweater again! Don't go near the billboards, sis!

(tone)

Frame 12. Butch: I ain't lyin! There is another sim! Its supposed to be "mature".

Tommy: Mature, eh. Old folks gotta go somewhere...

Butch (interrupting): Not geezer mature, dirty mature! Breasteses and butts n' stuff!

Tammy: Ewwww!

(tone)

Frame 13. Tommy (thinking) I know that thinking about naughty parts is a sin, but I find these thoughts compelling.

(tone)

Frame 14. Tommy: Tammy, Moms calling you. I'll see you later.

Tammy: Ok, but I didn't hear... (whooshing noise)

(tone)

Frame 15. (Tammy is alone in frame. Tommy and Butch trail dust as they run away at top speed).

(tone)

Frame 16. (background music: generic Rock n Roll) Tommy and Butch are standing in a wonderous land of 8 color graphics and 16X16 textures. Remember, this is the 50's...

Butch: Welcome to Leather Sim, SL's home of fun, depravity and lewd activity!

(tone)

Frame 17. (Female av aproaches. She doesn't look very family friendly, wearing only what looks like 3 45 singles and 2 78 records.)

Butch: Tommy, meet Betty Virtuous.

Betty: I'll sho' you my 8 color ass for 50 bucks!

Tommy: Wow...she said a...

Butch: Man you're square!

Tommy: ..but its a swear word!

Butch: You miss the point entirely, Einstein! Betty, heres 400 bucks. Wow him! (dramatic music plays)

(tone)

Frame 18. (Funeral in progress. Tammy and her parents, relatives, a bunch of 2 prim hippos and other odd avatars gather around a casket containing Tommy)

(Male Narrarator) Tommy's adventure in a "Mature" sim ended in tragedy. After falling for Betty's charms, Tommy was the victim of an elicit, illegal, sim crashing script. Later, Leather sim was wiped, and renamed Dore. To this day, Tammy mourns the loss of her brother, who was reduced to 2 prims in the accident.

(tone)

Frame 19. The following words appear in frame.

RESIST TEMPTATION.
MATURE SIMS ARE EVIL.
DRINK MILK.
PRIM HOARDING IS UN-AMERICAN.

(TONE)

Frame 20. THE END

Cory Linden

Linden Lab Employee

Join date: 19 Nov 2002

Posts: 173

08-26-2003 20:55

Teeny,
ROFLMAO!
Cory

Dragon Crossing

tattoo'd freak

Join date: 9 Jun 2003

Posts: 114

08-26-2003 22:04

rotfflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

geeze T ...... wow, i dont even know what to say...

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Tracey Kato

Royal PITA

Join date: 26 Dec 2002

Posts: 400

08-27-2003 09:36

Teeny.....like that is just real groovy man.

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Nergal Fallingbridge

meep.

Join date: 26 Jun 2003

Posts: 677

08-27-2003 09:57

I nearly christened my monitor reading that, Teeny!

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

08-27-2003 10:25

ROLFAO

Well Mark Twain always said:

"The watermelon always tastes better when you're not supposed to be eating it."

But really, there is porno in some Mature sims *coughShipleycough* but Trial users can't see it in case there are kiddie-doos around, which I'm sure there are. You'll have to subscribe if you want to look at porn which you could easily find on the internet...

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Ironchef Cook

-

Join date: 23 Jun 2003

Posts: 574

08-27-2003 12:43

/cheer Teeny. Funny stuff

Bel Muse

Registered User

Join date: 13 Dec 2002

Posts: 388

08-27-2003 15:30

Teeny, you're brilliant!

Mistress Midnight

pfft!!

Join date: 13 May 2003

Posts: 346

08-30-2003 23:16

hahahhaahhaa

Torrid Midnight

Work in progress

Join date: 13 May 2003

Posts: 814

09-02-2003 04:55

There is always the chance that a young man's dream will come true in a mature sim and we all know that dream is to see me naked! LOL Teeny that was hilarious I swear these things you come up with on the boards I just don't see it when I"m around you in game lol. Hmmm its the quiet ones we have to watch out for lol. I love mature sims because its where crazy things can happen out of nowhere. I mean how can I not be happy sitting naked on my front porch smoking a cig and cursing every other breath? lol I just can't imagine living in a PG sim, I love to visit them though

. I just like having more freedom. I have proof that Tommy's death was staged...I have seen him in a diner somewhere i swear it!

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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

09-02-2003 16:10

Who votes for Teeny to write a series of those and post them on the forums?

I DO!

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Max Murphy Junior Member Join date: 25 Aug 2003 Posts: 9	08-26-2003 14:22 SL keeps telling me that I cant resolve mature from PG sims What should I do?
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	08-26-2003 15:50 Trial users can't see mature sims to keep the people under 18 from seeing the naugty things that these mysterious sims contain. _____________________ Touche.
Rick Crossing Registered User Join date: 7 Apr 2003 Posts: 69	08-26-2003 17:11 Darwin, Have you noticed how the Trial Users are almost obsessed about finding out what is going on in the Mature Zone. Rick
James Miller Village Idiot Join date: 9 Jan 2003 Posts: 1,500	08-26-2003 20:11 Anything that is kept from someone, it will make people wonder about it. A note to newbies, the mature sims are basically the same as PG sims. Once you subscribe and you finally go to a mature sim, you will be like "Whoa, THIS was the big deal? Jeez, what hype..". Seriously, don't obsess, its not worth the effort. Have fun!
Huns Valen Don't PM me here. Join date: 3 May 2003 Posts: 2,749	08-26-2003 20:19 Time used ta be when you could build a huge erotic sculpture in an m-sim... now they delete that stuff 'cause it's visible from the PG sims! The only cool thing about m-sims is that you can showcase erotic stuff, but it has to be inside a structure. Oh yeah, you can also cuss like a sailor. _____________________ [ huns? \|\| words \|\| 1TBS KREW \|\| VHI Aircraft \|\| Whitepaper on Aircraft Physics ] Make yourself and your objects immune to llPushObject().
Teeny Leviathan Never started World War 3 Join date: 20 May 2003 Posts: 2,716	08-26-2003 20:49 From: someone Originally posted by Rick Crossing [BHave you noticed how the Trial Users are almost obsessed about finding out what is going on in the Mature Zone. Rick [/B] I hope this filmstrip ( EB Films, copyright 1957) clears up some of the mystery behind mature sims. Frame 1. "EB Films presents" (tone) Frame 2. "Cautionary Tales, Part VI" (tone) Frame 3. "A Date With Danger" (tone) Frame 4. Two typical 50's era teenagers, one male, the other female are standing in the SL Welcome Area, in front of a 50's era "Lucky Strike" billboard. (Male Narrarator) "Meet Tommy and Tammy Theremin, typical SL teens. Brother and sister, and inseperable. So innocent...so helpful." (tone) Frame 5. Tommy: I hear that we are allowed to own more than 20 prims! Let's build that pony we've always wanted! (tone) Frame 6. Tammy: Tommy, you know dad wants us to build more crosses. A pony would be frivilous, and a waste of at least 7 prims! (tone) Frame 7. Tommy: As usual, you are right. Lets make crosses. They are only 2 prims each. I wonder why we make so many? (tone) Frame 8. Tammy: Yeah...they always disappear after dad goes out on "Ghost Night". What are they doing with them, burning em? (tone) Frame 9. Tommy: Tammy, you say the silliest things. (Another male voice in background shouts...) (tone) Frame 10. (Butch, the SL teen ruffian appears) Butch: (to Tommy) Hey Theremin! Have they dropped yet? Tommy: You ask me that every day! Tammy: Leave my brother alone, you...ruffian! Butch: You two are so square! You will never move out of this sim. (tone) Frame 11. Butch: I hear there is another sim. Just past the smoking Lucy and Desi billboard... Tammy: You lie, and there has to be at least 50 smoking Lucy and Desi billboards here! Tommy: He just wants to de-rez your sweater again! Don't go near the billboards, sis! (tone) Frame 12. Butch: I ain't lyin! There is another sim! Its supposed to be "mature". Tommy: Mature, eh. Old folks gotta go somewhere... Butch (interrupting): Not geezer mature, dirty mature! Breasteses and butts n' stuff! Tammy: Ewwww! (tone) Frame 13. Tommy (thinking) I know that thinking about naughty parts is a sin, but I find these thoughts compelling. (tone) Frame 14. Tommy: Tammy, Moms calling you. I'll see you later. Tammy: Ok, but I didn't hear... (whooshing noise) (tone) Frame 15. (Tammy is alone in frame. Tommy and Butch trail dust as they run away at top speed). (tone) Frame 16. (background music: generic Rock n Roll) Tommy and Butch are standing in a wonderous land of 8 color graphics and 16X16 textures. Remember, this is the 50's... Butch: Welcome to Leather Sim, SL's home of fun, depravity and lewd activity! (tone) Frame 17. (Female av aproaches. She doesn't look very family friendly, wearing only what looks like 3 45 singles and 2 78 records.) Butch: Tommy, meet Betty Virtuous. Betty: I'll sho' you my 8 color ass for 50 bucks! Tommy: Wow...she said a... Butch: Man you're square! Tommy: ..but its a swear word! Butch: You miss the point entirely, Einstein! Betty, heres 400 bucks. Wow him! (dramatic music plays) (tone) Frame 18. (Funeral in progress. Tammy and her parents, relatives, a bunch of 2 prim hippos and other odd avatars gather around a casket containing Tommy) (Male Narrarator) Tommy's adventure in a "Mature" sim ended in tragedy. After falling for Betty's charms, Tommy was the victim of an elicit, illegal, sim crashing script. Later, Leather sim was wiped, and renamed Dore. To this day, Tammy mourns the loss of her brother, who was reduced to 2 prims in the accident. (tone) Frame 19. The following words appear in frame. RESIST TEMPTATION. MATURE SIMS ARE EVIL. DRINK MILK. PRIM HOARDING IS UN-AMERICAN. (TONE) Frame 20. THE END
Cory Linden Linden Lab Employee Join date: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 173	08-26-2003 20:55 Teeny, ROFLMAO! Cory
Dragon Crossing tattoo'd freak Join date: 9 Jun 2003 Posts: 114	08-26-2003 22:04 rotfflmao!!!!!!!!!!!! geeze T ...... wow, i dont even know what to say... _____________________ "man may trust man but we will never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind" m. moorcock
Tracey Kato Royal PITA Join date: 26 Dec 2002 Posts: 400	08-27-2003 09:36 Teeny.....like that is just real groovy man. _____________________ artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Nergal Fallingbridge meep. Join date: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 677	08-27-2003 09:57 I nearly christened my monitor reading that, Teeny! _____________________ powered by caffeine since 1998! "In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty." -- Phil Ochs
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	08-27-2003 10:25 ROLFAO Well Mark Twain always said: "The watermelon always tastes better when you're not supposed to be eating it." But really, there is porno in some Mature sims coughShipleycough but Trial users can't see it in case there are kiddie-doos around, which I'm sure there are. You'll have to subscribe if you want to look at porn which you could easily find on the internet... _____________________ Touche.
Ironchef Cook - Join date: 23 Jun 2003 Posts: 574	08-27-2003 12:43 /cheer Teeny. Funny stuff
Bel Muse Registered User Join date: 13 Dec 2002 Posts: 388	08-27-2003 15:30 Teeny, you're brilliant!
Mistress Midnight pfft!! Join date: 13 May 2003 Posts: 346	08-30-2003 23:16 hahahhaahhaa
Torrid Midnight Work in progress Join date: 13 May 2003 Posts: 814	09-02-2003 04:55 There is always the chance that a young man's dream will come true in a mature sim and we all know that dream is to see me naked! LOL Teeny that was hilarious I swear these things you come up with on the boards I just don't see it when I"m around you in game lol. Hmmm its the quiet ones we have to watch out for lol. I love mature sims because its where crazy things can happen out of nowhere. I mean how can I not be happy sitting naked on my front porch smoking a cig and cursing every other breath? lol I just can't imagine living in a PG sim, I love to visit them though . I just like having more freedom. I have proof that Tommy's death was staged...I have seen him in a diner somewhere i swear it! _____________________
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	09-02-2003 16:10 Who votes for Teeny to write a series of those and post them on the forums? I DO! _____________________ Touche.