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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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09-16-2005 12:11
A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi.
Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here ... where you from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist ... what the hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount dead animals." The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, ... he's one of us."  . _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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09-16-2005 12:38
A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here ... where you from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist ... what the hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount dead animals." The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, ... he's one of us." . Funny you mention that, I just met a guy in SL who was an...uhm... equestrian in the casual encounter sense. I wish I could remember his handle... _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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09-16-2005 12:44
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
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09-16-2005 12:57
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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09-16-2005 13:04
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"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
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09-16-2005 13:18
This thread is now about pictures of hairless kittens.
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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09-16-2005 13:23
Did anyone see an event listing the other day for a Tijuana Horse & Lady Show? Just a good marketing tag or some seriously crazy SL entertainment?
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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09-16-2005 13:24
This thread is now about pictures of hairless kittens. Okey doke. If that is how you want to play it. http://chasingthewind.net/Images/2005/1/uglycat2.jpg _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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09-16-2005 13:24
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices; such as, little bells on their clothing, to alert, but not startle, the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray. _____________________
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April Firefly
Idiosyncratic Poster
Join date: 3 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,253
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09-16-2005 13:25
I object to the use of chitlins in for amusement. Chitlins are a delicious and satisfying food and should not be ridiculed.
Thank you For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. Robert Louis Stevenson _____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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09-16-2005 13:26
I object to the use of chitlins in for amusement. Chitlins are a delicious and satisfying food and should not be ridiculed. Thank you For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. Robert Louis Stevenson I only ridiculed Panda's chitlin's and not chitlins in general. I even left a disclaimer. _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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09-16-2005 13:27
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices; such as, little bells on their clothing, to alert, but not startle, the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray. Brilliant! _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
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09-16-2005 15:40
I object to the use of chitlins in for amusement. Chitlins are a delicious and satisfying food and should not be ridiculed. Thank you But they are plumbing for poop! Poop jokes are inevitable! _____________________
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