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Residents & Regions

Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
08-29-2005 15:53
I had a crazy dream about existing in an alternate reality which also had an alternate virtual reality. In this timeline, Second Life was called... ~drum roll please~





Residents & Regions


We currently are on the 4th version of the ruleset and it plays more like our existence's Dungeons & Dragons. In other words, it still takes multiple steps to get items out of boxes, but they may be boobytrapped so you'd better be a thief or have nimble fingers not to get poisoned when you're acquiring your new suede suit out of da box!

Avatars unfortunately aren't as customizable. Once you pick your character and a class, you're set on that path for (Second) Life and can't turn yourself into a giant colorful boxy monster. However, ratings have been turned into hit points, and we can now cast spells to enchant regions (hence the name) so that they crash less.

The rulebook is thick and out of date but a lot is learned at the Town Hall, what we know as the Welcome Area. And in this reality, Town Halls are called Pub Brawls, where the Lindonians (Lindens of this AVR) laugh at us and taunt us with quarterstaves, prodding our chops and occasionally lobbing beef and assorted trinkets.

Instead of notecards, we have scrolls. They are prone to deterioration, and after reading one a few times, you either should have eidetic memory or it'll crumble into the quagmire.

Lord Lindonian is the king of the realm of Avatara, and he wears a gunmetal tiara and carries a big staff which can shoot lightning bolts that will overwhelm any Resident by virtual of firing 16,777,216 particles at once, give or take a few. He also has a mighty throne which is improbably invulnerable to bad region crossings and not only can fly, but can traverse into the metametaverses, known as the Outhouselands.

There is a vile race called the Greefarians, and they resemble a cross between Harry Potter and Hermione's bastard troll-kin. They sometimes carry great sticks and arquebuses and are content to meddle in circuses and bread. Sometimes they will interrupt a RenFaire.

Gridmonkeys? NO! They are Regionmasters, and they carry many dice with them. Some of them have two sides, like coins! They are also called "dice" singular in this realm of enchantment. Sometimes they will turn regions into ale to liven up the residents, and they can also create tunnels of treasure which are filled with wicked lag monsters.

Partial to these forums, there is also an equivalent in Residents & Regions called YE OLDE TROUTSKIP and it is overseen by a Yeskaesque Lindonian. She carries a Stick o' Flogging-for-Offtopic +8.5 and can levitate threads into the rubbish bin, which she does judiciously on a regular basis. It is rumored she is offspring of a thunderclap and a babbling brooke. She also has a familiar which is a monkey, and tells her secrets!

One of these secrets is... nagrhrrgrhhhhhhhhhhh I'M BEING BEATEN BACK INTO THIS UNIVERSE. NOOOOOO!
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Enabran Templar
Capitalist Pig
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,506
08-29-2005 16:00
Ah, so in this alternate dimension, SL was actually a game, as opposed to our own dimension, in which it is not. ;)
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
08-29-2005 16:22
:rolleyes:
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I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
08-29-2005 20:08
..... apparently Torley was before my time, because this post was not really that funny, but a waste of my time.

And to think of all the oldbies referring to the Torlening in such reverent tones...... bah!
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
08-29-2005 20:17
LOLEX... no, I'm not that old... yet! :)
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Jake Reitveld
Emperor of Second Life
Join date: 9 Mar 2005
Posts: 2,690
08-30-2005 14:06
From: Enabran Templar
Ah, so in this alternate dimension, SL was actually a game, as opposed to our own dimension, in which it is not. ;)

*rolls eyes*
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Enabran Templar
Capitalist Pig
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,506
08-30-2005 14:29
From: Burke Prefect
..... apparently Torley was before my time, because this post was not really that funny, but a waste of my time.

And to think of all the oldbies referring to the Torlening in such reverent tones...... bah!


edit: Ugh, forget it.
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From: Hiro Pendragon
Furthermore, as Second Life goes to the Metaverse, and this becomes an open platform, Linden Lab risks lawsuit in court and [attachment culling] will, I repeat WILL be reverse in court.


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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
08-30-2005 14:45
I still can't figure out what this has to do with Religion.
Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
08-30-2005 14:57
From: Taco Rubio
I still can't figure out what this has to do with Religion.


Yeah, and it doesn't even mention me once.
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