looking for a particle effects artist, you will be paid rediculous amounts of money

First..please respond to Tyrant Ludd about this post, not Megan Gibb.

We are looking for highly skilled particle effect creators, we mostly need weapon related effects, explosions, dust clouds, sparks, impact effects etc. You will make 8,000-25,000L per effect depending on it's complexity and quality, please message Tyrant Ludd if you're interested. thank you.