What happens when you drop a breath-mint lozenge into a bottle of cola?
SPLODA SODA! The awful brown cola beverage that goes great with a mint! Jam-packed with enough sugar and fructose energy to launch an entire kindergarten class into a diabetic coma! Be a part of the exciting and trendy Sploda Soda generation by claiming to drink this stuff today! Made with all-natural water and other ingredients. Sing along: "Almost refreshing! Almost a drink! It's almost Sploda Soda time... That's what you think!"
Try it today, go ahead, try it! It might be fun!
Now, for an unlimited time offer, every bottle of Sploda Soda comes with a FREE bonus pack of Mintooze (The Fizzmaker)! The chalky, round, candy-like breath mint disks that taste somewhat minty-ish! They go just great with a bottle of Sploda Soda! Click the bottle to drop one in for a geyser of refreshingly tepid cola-mint pleasure (up to 15M high)!
Invite your friends to click the bottle and drop a mint inside! Watch with delight as they are literally showered by a fountain of sticky, minty, cola goodness! The effect should last a few minutes! Some settling may occur, but if they act up, call the police. Shake vigorously!
BONUS! FREE in specially marked packages of Sploda Soda, you'll find a handsome and trendy pin that proudly proclaims "I Declare! I Drink SPLODA SODA Sometimes but I wouldn't like any right now, thanks." Give one to your sweetheart on her wedding day! Pin contains lead and small sharp objects which may be swallowed by children.
DISCLAIMER: Sploda Soda is an awful cola beverage and is not to be taken internally, seriously, or without a decent breath-mint. If product gets in eyes, induce vomiting and consult a consultant immediately. The makers of Sploda Soda seriously regret any attempts to ingest this product orally or otherwise. Not intended for use by women who may be nursing without sending us the pics. Lifetime Guarantee: if this product ever fails to perform as advertised, simply smash it to little bits and purchase another one to replace it. Keep away from children if you require adult supervision.
Sploda Soda is somewhat manufactured by the depreciated employees of the Unfortunate Soda Liquid factory in Poughkeepsie, NJ, which is actually a nice place you should move there.
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Click to activate. Click again to deactivate. Click again to start it up again. Click again to stop it. Click again to make it go. Click again to make it stop. Click again to do it again. Click again and again and again until you get tired of clicking then go lie down or get something to eat. That's enough fun for today.
If you'd like more things to click on, come to WaterMoon Breeze and click on everything - demos, goodies, weather, and more! Here's an important SLURL to get you there;
WaterMoon Breeze, GILLIGANS ISLAND (79, 191, 26)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/GILLIGANS%20ISLAND/79/191/26
All WaterMoon Breeze products are listed on SLExchange at;
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Sploda Soda is listed on SLExchange at;
http://tinyurl.com/4fldwr