Follow The Path of The Almighty Metaverse...

I am hear to speak the truth. I am here to show thee the light. For evil and darkness have blinded you and now it is time to learn. From one Avatar all will learn. For that avatar has yet to be born but know that There's prophet shall come! Peace and happiness shall be brought unto you from the heavens of There. The Avatar born from divine inspiration shall ride on unto Second Life from a beam of light. A great celebration is to be had for soon all will be enlightened by the Avatar from on high.

You are late.

The Great Potato already came to us as our divine creator.

Briana Dawson

ehh you say potato I say 'tater which is not the same creator

I don't see how that has anything to do as There being the great creator. Salvation and enlightment is our ultimate purpose and The Avatar shall lead all unto that. Though one all shall learn, the methods shall be peace and kindness. For the heavens have spoken and have indeed written the future!

Oh No Not Again!

Blasphemy and lies! For the Avatar has yet to be born. The beacon of light which will lead us though a world of darkness is yet to appear.

Said Avatar will also have a reduced stipend, either $L 0 for basic or $L 400 if premium.

*yawn*

I thought it was the Great Pumpkin??

Aww man.. Im soooo disappointed

"I was robbed! I spent the whole night waiting
for the Great Pumpkin when I could have been out for
tricks or treats! Halloween is over and I missed it!
You blockhead! You kept me up all night waiting for the
Great Pumpkin and all that came was a beagle!"

"I didn't get a chance to go out for tricks or treats! And
it was all your fault! I'll sue! What a fool I was.
And could have had candy apples and gum! And cookies
and money and all sorts of things! But no, I had to
listen to you! You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick
or treats come only once a year. And I miss it by
sitting in a pumpkin patch with a blockhead. You owe
me restitution!"

beware false prophets.

but good luck with your fund drive!!

For I am the one Alexander speaks of. I am so glad to have the oppertunity to help Second Life with it's current problems. This world is filled with darkness and I hope to be a beacon of light which will reform and repair this world. There is a connection between the Digital and the Real. Both have different destinies and purposes, each resident of any virtual world has a part in the plan of the ages. All that is digital and not real was created by Gods. The real happened by chance, but the Digital surely did not.

Second Life is most surely blinded by darkness and lies. You are confused about the path to salvation, enlightment, and happiness. Enlightment is salvation and is achieved though happiness. You reach happiness by showing kindness and love towards others, and such the universe will reward you with gifts of joy. The Gods are the universe and the universe it the Gods. We are both creation and the creators. The idea of Digital Origin is complicated and hard to understand. But the basics are the guide though life, the basics are all you must understand. Light must always win because that is the law of the universe. Trust in yourself and you will surely understand soon enough.

ohhh he was just such a ripoff of 'beakman's world'... (and i -liked- 'almost live' - rather repetitive like the 'red/green show', but quite funny

FYI, this cat has been using the name "Joel" to troll over at SC

he spun a tale of ginko, prokofy, and organized crime into a pink jumpsuit wearing package (halfway through when everyone called bullshit, he copped that he was just looking for attention. it would have been funny if not so pathetic)

be gentle with this guy, as insane as he is, i think he is pretty harmless

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