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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

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01-23-2006 17:12

The worst thing about being a Satanist in 2006 is that there are no goddamn virgins. How are we going to reach our sacrifice quota? Hmm??? I demand answers.

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Zapoteth Zaius

Is back

Join date: 14 Feb 2004

Posts: 5,634

01-23-2006 17:38

We've all caught on to the sacrifice dig and are hiring escorts

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AJ DaSilva

woz ere

Join date: 15 Jun 2005

Posts: 1,993

01-23-2006 18:26

Fret not, all is not lost!

http://www.todayonline.com/articles/94470.asp

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Sally Rosebud

the girl next door

Join date: 3 May 2005

Posts: 2,505

01-23-2006 18:37

ok, now THAT is crazy!

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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

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01-23-2006 18:50

All your hymen are belong to...

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Aimee Weber

The one on the right

Join date: 30 Jan 2004

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01-23-2006 19:27

<--- Virgin.

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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

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Posts: 3,898

01-23-2006 19:29

From: Aimee Weber

<--- Virgin.

Hey, Aimee. We're having a private party in the desert. Do you want directions?

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Gabe Lippmann

"Phone's ringing, Dude."

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Posts: 4,219

01-23-2006 19:29

From: Chance Abattoir

All your hymen are belong to...

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go to Nocturnal Threads

Phoenix Psaltery

Ninja Wizard

Join date: 25 Feb 2005

Posts: 2,599

01-23-2006 19:44

From: Aimee Weber

<--- Virgin.

P2

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Jakkal Dingo

Equal Opp. Offender

Join date: 16 Feb 2005

Posts: 283

01-23-2006 20:28

<--- Virgin. Asexual.

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

01-23-2006 21:35

From: AJ DaSilva

Fret not, all is not lost!

http://www.todayonline.com/articles/94470.asp

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Bertha Horton

Fat w/ Ice Cream

Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 835

01-23-2006 23:26

Wasn't the whole point of Satanic sacrifices to get rid of virgins once and for all? I mean, Satan's content with people sinning and drinking blood, that sort of thing.

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Frans Charming

You only need one Frans

Join date: 28 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,847

01-24-2006 00:46

From: Chance Abattoir

The worst thing about being a Satanist in 2006 is that there are no goddamn virgins. How are we going to reach our sacrifice quota? Hmm??? I demand answers.

Are you saying, all us(you) geeks and nerds are haveing Sex? Please enlighten me where and when, i want in on the action.

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Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

01-24-2006 08:51

From: Chance Abattoir

The worst thing about being a Satanist in 2006 is that there are no goddamn virgins. How are we going to reach our sacrifice quota? Hmm??? I demand answers.

This explains the "abstainance only" sex education requirements.

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I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Desmond Shang

Guvnah of Caledon

Join date: 14 Mar 2005

Posts: 5,250

01-24-2006 09:03

I doubt there are many virgins in SL.

One could poll for it, but I don't think anyone would be so tacky as to do so.

Yet it might be the first and only poll where every single respondent lied, no matter what answer they gave. And 'I like pie' might be taken seriously as a poll option...

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Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	01-23-2006 17:12 The worst thing about being a Satanist in 2006 is that there are no goddamn virgins. How are we going to reach our sacrifice quota? Hmm??? I demand answers. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Zapoteth Zaius Is back Join date: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 5,634	01-23-2006 17:38 We've all caught on to the sacrifice dig and are hiring escorts _____________________ I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me. --------------- Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50) ---------------
AJ DaSilva woz ere Join date: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1,993	01-23-2006 18:26 Fret not, all is not lost! http://www.todayonline.com/articles/94470.asp _____________________
Sally Rosebud the girl next door Join date: 3 May 2005 Posts: 2,505	01-23-2006 18:37 ok, now THAT is crazy! _____________________ "I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" ~Ernest Hemingway
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	01-23-2006 18:50 All your hymen are belong to... _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Aimee Weber The one on the right Join date: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,286	01-23-2006 19:27 <--- Virgin. _____________________
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	01-23-2006 19:29 From: Aimee Weber <--- Virgin. Hey, Aimee. We're having a private party in the desert. Do you want directions? _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Gabe Lippmann "Phone's ringing, Dude." Join date: 14 Jun 2004 Posts: 4,219	01-23-2006 19:29 From: Chance Abattoir All your hymen are belong to... _____________________ go to Nocturnal Threads
Phoenix Psaltery Ninja Wizard Join date: 25 Feb 2005 Posts: 2,599	01-23-2006 19:44 From: Aimee Weber <--- Virgin. P2 _____________________
Jakkal Dingo Equal Opp. Offender Join date: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 283	01-23-2006 20:28 <--- Virgin. Asexual.
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	01-23-2006 21:35 From: AJ DaSilva Fret not, all is not lost! http://www.todayonline.com/articles/94470.asp _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Bertha Horton Fat w/ Ice Cream Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 835	01-23-2006 23:26 Wasn't the whole point of Satanic sacrifices to get rid of virgins once and for all? I mean, Satan's content with people sinning and drinking blood, that sort of thing. _____________________ Trapped in a world she never made!
Frans Charming You only need one Frans Join date: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,847	01-24-2006 00:46 From: Chance Abattoir The worst thing about being a Satanist in 2006 is that there are no goddamn virgins. How are we going to reach our sacrifice quota? Hmm??? I demand answers. Are you saying, all us(you) geeks and nerds are haveing Sex? Please enlighten me where and when, i want in on the action. _____________________
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	01-24-2006 08:51 From: Chance Abattoir The worst thing about being a Satanist in 2006 is that there are no goddamn virgins. How are we going to reach our sacrifice quota? Hmm??? I demand answers. This explains the "abstainance only" sex education requirements. _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Desmond Shang Guvnah of Caledon Join date: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 5,250	01-24-2006 09:03 I doubt there are many virgins in SL. One could poll for it, but I don't think anyone would be so tacky as to do so. Yet it might be the first and only poll where every single respondent lied, no matter what answer they gave. And 'I like pie' might be taken seriously as a poll option... _____________________ Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!