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Man Dates girl On the net for 6 months, turn out it's his Mom <.<

Scarlet Singer
Pwnie of Richie
Join date: 30 Sep 2005
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12-18-2005 09:52
So um, careful out there in SL guys ^-~

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html
Willow Zander
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12-18-2005 09:55
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh the poor people!!!

How mortifying!!!

Great find Scar <3
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David Golding
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12-18-2005 10:02
Ewwww....
Mimi Therian
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12-18-2005 10:06
Thats what he gets for being so dam horny!
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Mulch Ennui
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12-18-2005 10:11
this can't be real

i thought it was too over the top BEFORE dad got involved
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Joy Honey
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12-18-2005 10:13
All I can think of is Oedipus Rex :eek:
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Ordinal Malaprop
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12-18-2005 10:15
Well, it's from the Weekly World News... and it's been put in the "Entertainment" section... so yes, pretty much sure to be entirely made up.
Torley Linden
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12-18-2005 10:15
That is funneh, but it's in the Weekly World News section, so it likely is not fact.
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Joy Honey
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12-18-2005 10:16
Nuh uh, WWN is true!! They wouldn't print it if it wasn't TRUE!!! :D
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Scarlet Singer
Pwnie of Richie
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12-18-2005 10:19
lol, it's probably not true, but it's WRONG hehe,
Schwanson Schlegel
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12-18-2005 10:32
/me shrivels.
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Blueman Steele
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12-18-2005 11:05
From: Mimi Therian
Thats what he gets for being so dam horny!


That's what SHE gets...

so who of the two should be more mortified and what to they exchange on mother's day now?

"M" is for the modem that she gave me

"O" is for on-line which we where

"T" is for the T-1 we wish we had

"H" is for the hot chat that we shared

"E" is for the e-mail that we sent.

"R" is for the racey chat and thoughts...

put them all together they spell..


anyways...

A single guy is out looking for sensitive romantic woman and you don't say anything about a MARRIED woman looking for guys? How does the Hubby feel!

I'd link to sexy losers comics ..... but not PG enough so....

http://www.lifeinthere.com/archives/entertainment/comics/72603_loveintheair/72603_loveintheair.htm
Toast Bard
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12-18-2005 11:26
Oh my God! it's Mama!
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Frostie Flora
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12-18-2005 11:31
I think this is proof, no one really knows anyone on the net, for instance I could very well be Darth maul,

or a hairy retired 80 year old truck driver with long wavy....crusty underpants and a receeding hairline forest in my back,

I could also quite be your mother,
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Zapoteth Zaius
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12-18-2005 11:58
Its on the internet.. Its gotta be true..
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Teeny Leviathan
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12-18-2005 15:25
Weekly World News is a reliable source of info on extraterrestrial alien activity, so this story must be true. I'll bet the MIBs read WWN religiously.:D
Richie Waves
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12-18-2005 15:38
From: Frostie Flora
hairy retired 80 year old truck driver with long wavy....crusty underpants and a receeding hairline forest in my back,



ZOMFG! reveiling RL detailed info about me is against the TOS!!!!! >.<
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Scarlet Singer
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12-18-2005 15:39
NooooooooooooOOooOoOooo!!!!!
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Frostie Flora
Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally
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12-18-2005 16:50
From: Richie Waves
ZOMFG! reveiling RL detailed info about me is against the TOS!!!!! >.<


I Thought I told you to keep outa my drawers last Visit! :O
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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12-18-2005 17:02
From: Torley Torgeson
That is funneh, but it's in the Weekly World News section, so it likely is not fact.


Some of it must be true, I mean, like "Bat Boy" probably did enlist and go to Iraq to help fight the war, right?
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Desmond Shang
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12-18-2005 17:12
Heh. Maybe it was actually his dad, and they are lying to the media.
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Christo Kenzo
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could be worse !?
12-18-2005 17:13
OK, it's all gone wrong for the lad, but he could of found out he was dating his tranny dad ! Now thats a way to come out the closet. I heard someone was dating his real life wife in SL and spent the whole time abusing her and saying how he wished he could be with the girl in SL. Explain your way out of that one !
Richie Waves
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12-18-2005 17:17
From: Christo Kenzo
OK, it's all gone wrong for the lad, but he could of found out he was dating his tranny dad ! Now thats a way to come out the closet. I heard someone was dating his real life wife in SL and spent the whole time abusing her and saying how he wished he could be with the girl in SL. Explain your way out of that one !


Its all jokes hunny.. jokes!!
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Bertha Horton
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12-18-2005 17:54
This did actually happen once before, but this news post sounds more like the writers are busy trying to make an urban legend out of it. Shame really.
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