New Holiday...
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Edward Mathys
Shapeshifter
Join date: 5 Dec 2005
Posts: 157
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02-28-2006 07:41
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 414
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02-28-2006 08:04
Thank god my husband doesn't read these damn forums.
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Edward Mathys
Shapeshifter
Join date: 5 Dec 2005
Posts: 157
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02-28-2006 08:34
From: Creami Cannoli Thank god my husband doesn't read these damn forums. i think he should.
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Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
Join date: 19 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,140
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02-28-2006 08:39
I'm kinda speechless. Isn't nearly every day Steak and Blowjob day as far as men are concerned? I'm behind this 100% if it gets me out of it the other 364 days of the year 
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 414
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02-28-2006 09:18
From: Edward Mathys i think he should. Well with my poor gag reflexes at the moment, he is SOL. so sad. Guess he should have found out this was a holiday before he knocked me up and everything started making me gag. Oh, does it state if you HAVE to swallow on this holiday? If we don't get the fine print then the men will make up whatever rules they want and take advantage of us poor, trusting, innocent women. And that's not nice.
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Edward Mathys
Shapeshifter
Join date: 5 Dec 2005
Posts: 157
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02-28-2006 09:27
From: Creami Cannoli Oh, does it state if you HAVE to swallow on this holiday? If we don't get the fine print then the men will make up whatever rules they want and take advantage of us poor, trusting, innocent women. And that's not nice.
oh hunny, all we want is a steak and blow job. i don't think we are asking that much.
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 414
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02-28-2006 09:46
Hmm....
Let's think about this shall we? Coming at it from a pregnant woman point of view..
I can't touch/handle raw meat since it will send me to the bathroom PUKING. I can cook the rest of his dinner, just not the meat part..and I feel bad that he has to cook the meat for me. Every little thing makes me either gag or want to gag. A penis in my mouth would send me over the edge and do you *really* want me to puke all over your wonderful manliness?
Do I even need to bother with the whole warm egg white consistency and the problems with that?
As for everyone else, no it's probably not too much. But if my hubby finds out this is a holiday I will never hear the end of it and will have to call Lorena and ask for some advice.
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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02-28-2006 09:56
*thinks...* If cooking at home is too much, as it often is, would men simply be allowed to order "take-out" on such a holiday?
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
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02-28-2006 10:15
I soooooooooooo read that as streak not steak...guess I need more caffiene!
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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02-28-2006 10:19
From: Sally Rosebud I soooooooooooo read that as streak not steak...guess I need more caffiene! I do so hope that you managed to read the thread though!! 
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
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02-28-2006 10:43
From: Lecktor Hannibal I do so hope that you managed to read the thread though!!  Yes honey, duly noted 
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Peyden Russell
Registered User
Join date: 25 Oct 2005
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02-28-2006 22:24
I will never hear the end of it and will have to call Lorena and ask for some advice
naaa..call THe Fruit Cake Lady....
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Edward Mathys
Shapeshifter
Join date: 5 Dec 2005
Posts: 157
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03-01-2006 05:08
the fruit cake lady have all your solutions
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