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DolphPun Somme
The Pun is its own reword
Join date: 18 Nov 2005
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06-16-2006 23:03
A blond walked into a bar. It hurt so he said "Ouch".
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
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06-16-2006 23:05
Now I know I need sleep. That one actually took me a minute. 
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Dwight Clutterbuck
Resident Maniac Cowboy
Join date: 29 Mar 2006
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06-16-2006 23:17
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? - There's white-out all over the screen. How can you tell if said blonde has returned? - There's writing on the white-out. Thank you, and good night. 
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Tsukasa Karuna
Master of all things desu
Join date: 30 Jun 2004
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06-17-2006 02:02
A nun, a cowboy, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them, and says "What is this, a joke?"
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Wrom Morrison
Validated User
Join date: 15 Apr 2006
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06-17-2006 02:48
The nun blushes and looks at the cowboy.
The cowboy blushes and looks at the blond.
She takes her wig off... "No joke here!".
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Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
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06-17-2006 07:37
3 blondes walk into a bar... ...you'd think *one* of them would have seen it!  -Kiamat Dusk
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
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06-17-2006 07:43
From: DolphPun Somme A blond walked into a bar. It hurt so he said "Ouch". One shouldn't make blonde jokes unless they can spell blonde...PWNED!!!
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lou Granville
registered pony
Join date: 11 Apr 2006
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06-17-2006 09:41
how do you write it ?
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Rude Prunes
Registered User
Join date: 9 Apr 2006
Posts: 92
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06-17-2006 10:13
From: ZsuZsanna Raven One shouldn't make blonde jokes unless they can spell blonde...PWNED!!! 'Blond' is sometimes written this way to refer to the male. The post says 'He'. Don't be so blonde!  |
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DolphPun Somme
The Pun is its own reword
Join date: 18 Nov 2005
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07-03-2006 15:20
From: ZsuZsanna Raven From: someone A blond walked into a bar. It hurt so he said "Ouch". One shouldn't make blonde jokes unless they can spell blonde...PWNED!!! One shouldn't make smart-assed comments without knowing WTF you are yabbering about. In this case I am writing about a male. Blond (feminine, blonde) is a hair color.Still amazed at how many people jumped in with blondE jokes, so I guess it is a common mistake. |