THIS is the man that owns myspace?!

Rupert Murdoch, Creator of Earth, Owner of Myspace and FOX NEWS.
EEEEK! XD

Just thought we needed some more information on that.

If it bothers you so much, why did you sell him yourspace to begin with?

I don't have any space.

BUT DON'T TOUCH ME!

I forgot, Rupert is also the Architect of the Universe.

And suddenly the lyrics to an awful Yoko Ono song pop in my head:

Let me take my scarf off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.

Let me take my blouse off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't help me, (help me)
I can do it and you know it.
Don't touch me, (touch me)
I don't like it.

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what you promised,
I know you didn't keep it.

Let me take my pants off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't hold me, (hold me)
I don't want it.
You're thinking of rock hudson when we do it. (let's do it!)

Let me take my ring off,
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.
Don't do it, (do it!)
I can't do it,
I'm seeing broken glass when we do it. (do it!)

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i know we didn't keep it.

You promised me, you promised me,
You promised me, you promised me.
I don't remember what we promised,
But i miss you!

Wait...you admit you listen to Yoko Ono? In public???

In Fmeh's defense.. he did say "awful"

I only know about the song because a friend of mine gave me a CD he compiled together that he labeled "The worst music of the 20th century".

Like that was even necessary

-- ddg