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Maerl Olmstead
Billybobs #1 Fan
Join date: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 341
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07-27-2006 03:51
Wow...The prophetic speedometer of end-time activity hehe..fasten your seat belts ladies and gentlemen..looks like a bumpy ride
 < I, in no way, endorse,promote, or agree with this website, it is offered purely as an entertainment option> ...bite me  http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.htmlhey..if your really good....you can get this house in heaven!!!  The Super Saint Mansion: This is the home of those rare folks who totally commit themselves to the task of advancing the Kingdom of God. _____________________
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Nyoko Salome
kittytailmeowmeow
Join date: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,378
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07-27-2006 09:08
hehe yeah, i saw a bit about it last night... yeah right, lol - "fasten your seatbelts"... i guess they never contemplated heaven looking like bomb shelters, huh? i guess the very nature of the myth is that if it never comes, then they'll just keep waiting. the ultimate pyramid scheme, with no ultimate accountability!
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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07-27-2006 10:51
*yawn* This is old news.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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07-27-2006 18:06
Sorry, mortals, but the countdown HAS started. It was my fault actually. We were having a staff meeting in God's office, and I uhm...accidentally sat on the apocolypse button.
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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07-27-2006 18:36
Sorry, mortals, but the countdown HAS started. It was my fault actually. We were having a staff meeting in God's office, and I uhm...accidentally sat on the apocolypse button. Well, that explains everything. You sat on "The Button" with a full, leaky diaper.  |
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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07-27-2006 19:41
doesn't everybody know the world will end when LL releases version 2
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.  Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe |
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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07-27-2006 22:52
doesn't everybody know the world will end when LL releases version 2 No, no, no. You guys misunderstand, the apocalypse isn't a bad thing, it's a feature! _____________________
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
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07-27-2006 23:02
I can't believe that in 2006, people actually believe that stuff.
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Star Sleestak
Registered User
Join date: 3 Feb 2006
Posts: 228
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07-27-2006 23:23
I can't believe that in 2006, people actually believe that stuff. And what's worse, when you ask for all their worldly goods, for it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into the kingdom of heaven, they refuse to part with their worldly goods! |
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Cindy Claveau
Gignowanasanafonicon
Join date: 16 May 2005
Posts: 2,008
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07-28-2006 07:42
Anyone remember the episode of Six Feet Under where the woman was engrossed in the revival show on her car radio when a truck loaded with helium-filled blowup dolls had a wreck and released the dolls into the air? She saw the dolls floating skyward, thought it was the rapture and ran out into the street where she got run over by a bus.
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